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  • #16
    I've had this one running around in my head for a few days now, so I thought I'd tell it, and get it out of my system...

    Rabbit was walking around the desert one day, when he came accross Coyote.
    Coyote was stirring somthing in a pot over a fire.
    Rabbit sat down a bit away from him, and said "What are you doing, Coyote?"
    "I have a great idea!" said Coyote, adding various things to the pot.
    Rabit scratched an ear.
    "Didn't you learn anything from the last "great idea" that you had?" he asked.
    "Shut up!" said Coyote.
    "This potion will make me irrisistible to all females!" Coyote said.
    Rabit rolled his eyes.
    "If you want to be attractive to females, you might consider taking a bath one in awhile." he said to Coyote.
    "Where did you get this recipe, anyway?".
    "I got it from Fox." Coyote said.
    Rabbit rolled his eyes again.
    "Riiight. Because we all know how trustworthy Fox is." Rabbit said.
    "Not that I'm one to talk.", Rabbit thought.
    Coyote ignored him. and threw some powder into the pot.
    Suddenly there was a huge explosion.
    When the smoke cleared, Coyote was coughing, and covered from head to toe in soot.
    "Well," said Rabbit, "that's what happens when you practice unsafe hex.
    Last edited by Bodica; 02-07-2009, 12:56 AM.
    I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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    • #17
      John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey why the long face?"
      ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
      Till I Die!

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      • #18
        One more time!!!

        A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into the Bar. Bartender asks what will you have?
        Dog says: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."
        ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
        Till I Die!

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        • #19
          As happens from time to time Mary has walked off in the Wal-mart and Uncle Joe can't find her.
          After walkin' around for a few minutes with the cart Joe sees a young fella walkin' slow to, so Joe asks "You lookin' fer your wife too eh?"
          The young fella nods and asks "you too huh?"
          "Well let's look together, what's yours look like?"
          The young fella kinda smiles and says "Oh she's about 5'10", about 140 pounds, big blonde hair, halter top and a mini skirt, and yours?"
          "Don't worry about mine, let's go find yours"
          Last edited by legalstraight; 02-07-2009, 06:39 PM.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Josiah View Post
            John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey why the long face?"
            Mmm....not too bad; but I think it would work better if you said Jay Leno instead.
            I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Josiah View Post
              A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into the Bar. Bartender asks what will you have?
              Dog says: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

              I like this one better than the other one.
              It's an oldie.
              I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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              • #22
                A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar.
                The bartender gives the horse a beer, he drinks it and leaves. A guy sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender.
                "Hey, what's that all about?" The bartender replies, "Don't take it personally, he never says 'Hi' to anyone."
                ᎠᏂᎩᏚᏩᎩ - Anigiduwagi
                Till I Die!

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                • #23
                  Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks "Olive or twist?"
                  Last edited by soopashinaab; 02-10-2009, 12:20 PM.
                  I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                  • #24
                    Wait... I'm not done yet!!

                    An Amnesiac walks into a bar. He walks up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So... do I come here often?"
                    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                    • #25
                      One more!!

                      A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. "What do you call that?" asks the bartender. "Tiny," says the guy, "because he's my newt."
                      I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
                        An Amnesiac walks into a bar. He walks up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So... do I come here often?"

                        Now that's funny!
                        ...But I think I can top it...

                        Q: What do you call George W. Bush hanging from a gallows?
                        A: Dope on a rope!
                        I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Bodica View Post

                          Now that's funny!
                          ...But I think I can top it...

                          Q: What do you call George W. Bush hanging from a gallows?
                          A: Dope on a rope!
                          I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
                            Thank you!
                            Wow, this is easier than I thought.
                            You're laughing harder that Dick Cheyney reading a copy of the Bill of Rights.
                            I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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                            • #29
                              Q: How long does it take Coyote to change a lightbulb?
                              A: As long as it takes for him to find someone to sucker into doing the work for him.
                              I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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                              • #30
                                Q: Why did their neighbors try to avoid getting Lakota and Dakota angry?













                                A: Because they didn't want to get Siouxed!
                                Last edited by Bodica; 03-06-2009, 04:53 AM.
                                I'm not responsible for my actions, I just do what the voices tell me to do.

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