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  • Bodica
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    What did the Cavelry commander say when he saw the Apaches coming over the hill?
    His prayers!

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  • Bodica
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    Q: Why did their neighbors try to avoid getting Lakota and Dakota angry?













    A: Because they didn't want to get Siouxed!
    Last edited by Bodica; 03-06-2009, 04:53 AM.

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  • Bodica
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    Q: How long does it take Coyote to change a lightbulb?
    A: As long as it takes for him to find someone to sucker into doing the work for him.

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  • Bodica
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    Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
    Thank you!
    Wow, this is easier than I thought.
    You're laughing harder that Dick Cheyney reading a copy of the Bill of Rights.

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  • soopashinaab
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    Originally posted by Bodica View Post

    Now that's funny!
    ...But I think I can top it...

    Q: What do you call George W. Bush hanging from a gallows?
    A: Dope on a rope!

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  • Bodica
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    Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
    An Amnesiac walks into a bar. He walks up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So... do I come here often?"

    Now that's funny!
    ...But I think I can top it...

    Q: What do you call George W. Bush hanging from a gallows?
    A: Dope on a rope!

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  • soopashinaab
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    One more!!

    A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. "What do you call that?" asks the bartender. "Tiny," says the guy, "because he's my newt."

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  • soopashinaab
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    Wait... I'm not done yet!!

    An Amnesiac walks into a bar. He walks up to a beautiful blonde and says, "So... do I come here often?"

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  • soopashinaab
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    Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks "Olive or twist?"
    Last edited by soopashinaab; 02-10-2009, 12:20 PM.

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  • Josiah
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    A horse walks into a bar, across the room, up the back wall, across the ceiling, down the front wall and then up to the bar.
    The bartender gives the horse a beer, he drinks it and leaves. A guy sitting at the bar looks perplexed and asks the bartender.
    "Hey, what's that all about?" The bartender replies, "Don't take it personally, he never says 'Hi' to anyone."

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  • Bodica
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    Originally posted by Josiah View Post
    A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into the Bar. Bartender asks what will you have?
    Dog says: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

    I like this one better than the other one.
    It's an oldie.

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  • Bodica
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    Originally posted by Josiah View Post
    John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey why the long face?"
    Mmm....not too bad; but I think it would work better if you said Jay Leno instead.

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  • legalstraight
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    As happens from time to time Mary has walked off in the Wal-mart and Uncle Joe can't find her.
    After walkin' around for a few minutes with the cart Joe sees a young fella walkin' slow to, so Joe asks "You lookin' fer your wife too eh?"
    The young fella nods and asks "you too huh?"
    "Well let's look together, what's yours look like?"
    The young fella kinda smiles and says "Oh she's about 5'10", about 140 pounds, big blonde hair, halter top and a mini skirt, and yours?"
    "Don't worry about mine, let's go find yours"
    Last edited by legalstraight; 02-07-2009, 06:39 PM.

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  • Josiah
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    One more time!!!

    A dog with his leg wrapped in bandages hobbles into the Bar. Bartender asks what will you have?
    Dog says: "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my paw."

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  • Josiah
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    John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey why the long face?"

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