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  • Dog Chow diet.....

    Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large

    bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the

    Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman

    behind me asked if I had a dog.

    What did she think I had, an elephant? So since
    I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told

    her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting
    the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably

    shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last

    time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
    in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of
    most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and
    that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets

    with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every

    time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete

    so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I
    have to mention here that practically everyone in line was

    now enthralled with my story.)


    Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
    dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to

    sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both.

    I thought the guy behind her was going to have a
    heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let

    me shop there anymore.

    Better watch what you ask retired people. They
    have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.

    Forward this to all your retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the Day!
    Thankful for the blessing from the Creator in my life!!!!

    Life should not be measured by the number of things that we aquire on our journey but by the number of lives that we touch along that road.

    I am a bridge on the red path between my ancestors and the future. I am a bridge between my white heritage and my native heritage. A bridge joins two sides together and provides a way to move on..... A.K. O'Pry-Reynolds

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    What a perfect way to start my day!!
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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