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  • You know your NDN if you......

    you know your ndn if you pack your pow-wow chairs around for a whole year.

    you know your ndn if your cell phone speed dial emergency number is to a local pow-wow.

    you know your ndn if you know where wal-mart is in your state.

    you know your ndn if you pack extra rolls of duct tape in your car, house, and work.

    you know your ndn if your recovered accident while pow-wowing stalk all pow-wow dancers.

    you know your ndn if you take out your tent in the middle of winter to air it out for the summer.

    you know your ndn if you pack your doggie bags in case you run into a feed. yes! yes! even at a funeral.

    *** okay! now i need all of you to think of " you know your NDN if you..." jokes. I know there are more then that out there in ndn world.

  • #2
    Lol...how bout...you know your ndn if you use serape blankets as curtins...lol
    Be strong, but not rude.
    Be kind, but not weak.
    Be bold, but don't bully.
    Be humble, but not shy.
    Be confident, but not arrogant.

    Lessons Learned In Life

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    • #3
      yuo know yuo're NDN if think Commodity cheese has it's own place in the food pyramid!!
      I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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      • #4
        notfunny..i was like wait...i didn't write "notfunny..." in my post...notfunny...good one Paul...LOL
        Be strong, but not rude.
        Be kind, but not weak.
        Be bold, but don't bully.
        Be humble, but not shy.
        Be confident, but not arrogant.

        Lessons Learned In Life

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        • #5
          Don't forget the letters "ou" keep switching places in the word you or you're well you get the idea!!
          I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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          • #6
            Yeah, everytime I write Laugh Out Loud it writes...not funny...good one
            Be strong, but not rude.
            Be kind, but not weak.
            Be bold, but don't bully.
            Be humble, but not shy.
            Be confident, but not arrogant.

            Lessons Learned In Life

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            • #7
              you know that you are an ndn if you have duct tape in every color of the rain bow...

              You know that you are a ndn if you plan other important events around your powwow schedule...

              You know that you are an ndn if you have a calendar that is booked up every weekend with the words powwow at (insert name of town or event)

              You know that you are an ndn if you ohave more money tied up in your regalia that you have in your car...

              You know that you are an ndn if you stop on the side of the road to get the porky that someone just ran over.....

              You know that you are an ndn if you understand anything that anyone posts on this thread without asking questions....
              Thankful for the blessing from the Creator in my life!!!!

              Life should not be measured by the number of things that we aquire on our journey but by the number of lives that we touch along that road.

              I am a bridge on the red path between my ancestors and the future. I am a bridge between my white heritage and my native heritage. A bridge joins two sides together and provides a way to move on..... A.K. O'Pry-Reynolds

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              • #8
                Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
                yuo know yuo're NDN if think Commodity cheese has it's own place in the food pyramid!!
                It Does though! LOL!!!

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                • #9
                  U know ur NDN when U call everyone "cuzzin"....even if ur not related!keep smilin1
                  Last edited by apacheheart; 04-01-2009, 02:58 PM.

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                  • #10
                    You know your an ndn if you have the number of your favorite drum on your speed dial..
                    Thankful for the blessing from the Creator in my life!!!!

                    Life should not be measured by the number of things that we aquire on our journey but by the number of lives that we touch along that road.

                    I am a bridge on the red path between my ancestors and the future. I am a bridge between my white heritage and my native heritage. A bridge joins two sides together and provides a way to move on..... A.K. O'Pry-Reynolds

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                    • #11
                      U know ur NDN if you use the generator to recharge your cell phone battery............
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                      ...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

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                      • #12
                        you know you are ndn if you can give a new hickey over an old one and the first one wasn't from you.

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                        • #13
                          You know you're NDN if you hear the joke "Cousins are for practice" and you think "Aren't they???"
                          I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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                          • #14
                            You know your an Indian when you write your lastname at the back of your Pow Wow chair and continue to use the same chair 10 years after your married.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by steelemagnolia63 View Post
                              You know that you are a ndn if you plan other important events around your powwow schedule...
                              GUILTY!!
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