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    Guts or Balls.


    There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.


    Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.


    Both result in death.
    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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    . . . only you, soopa, would tell us about you nite out with the boys

    thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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    • #3
      What can I say...
      I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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      • #4
        . . .

        thats what u get 4 breaking my heart...

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        • #5
          I"ll miss that dude!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
            Guts or Balls.


            There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

            GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

            BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

            I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.


            Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.


            Both result in death.
            I understand it was a closed coffin at the service. HA HA HA. oldnana

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            • #7
              It might have to be an urn, depending on how "burned up" she was!

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