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    A nice, calm, respectable Cheyenne lady went into the clinic, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The Cheyenne lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Goff! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us off the rez! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' Just LEAVE him! The Cheyenne lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different.You didn't tell me you hada prescription !
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    ha ha....dat was a goot one!
    To err is human...to be stupid is...uh..well...normal

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    • #3
      ....Goot one!!!
      Be strong, but not rude.
      Be kind, but not weak.
      Be bold, but don't bully.
      Be humble, but not shy.
      Be confident, but not arrogant.

      Lessons Learned In Life

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      • #4
        Originally posted by jwashee View Post
        A nice, calm, respectable Cheyenne lady went into the clinic, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The Cheyenne lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Goff! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us off the rez! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' Just LEAVE him! The Cheyenne lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different.You didn't tell me you hada prescription !
        LLLLOOOOLLLL. That was a good one.real funny.oldnana

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