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    Give the most funniest pick up line(s) that you have heard or that have been used on you

    Once I got asked "Is your father a baker....Cause your a cutie pie!"

    And a crazy one that I heard before is "Hey girl I can see your thong...is that elk or buckskin!"

  • #2
    Hehehe the thong one is funny :)

    When i was 14 and moshing it up, i had a guy walk up to me and say "Wow those are some preety nice bruises yah got there"
    Which is wrong on so many levels

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Asmajol View Post
      Hehehe the thong one is funny :)

      When i was 14 and moshing it up, i had a guy walk up to me and say "Wow those are some preety nice bruises yah got there"
      Which is wrong on so many levels
      I said I was sorry!!

      Back in High school I had a girl tell me I looked Eric Estrada!!
      I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
        I said I was sorry!!

        Back in High school I had a girl tell me I looked Eric Estrada!!

        It was all i could think of to strike up convo with you!
        Bein so shy all the tyme u were in science class

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        • #5
          Originally posted by asmajol View Post
          it was all i could think of to strike up convo with you!
          Bein so shy all the tyme u were in science class

          lmao
          I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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          • #6
            Did they ask to see your ponch?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by badmaninc View Post
              Did they ask to see your ponch?
              Naww... she asked to see my night stick!!!
              I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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              • #8
                i usually jusy say,

                so u wanna bang or what?? jks
                thanks dad for showing me the way, teaching me the language, and not leaving my mother...*L*

                *RoUg3 MoD sTaTuS*

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                • #9
                  TOP TEN REZ PICK-UP LINES (Used by women)

                  10. My old man is sitting out 90 days in the Tribal jail ... !
                  9. Call me when you get back from hunting and I'll dry your deer meat for you!
                  8. You were the only one I heard hit that high note at the '49!
                  7. I don't care if you lost your first two games, you're my tourney MVP!
                  6. Don't you ride bulls with my cousin?!
                  5. Would you like me to braid your hair before grand entry?!
                  4. You look GOOD in Wranglers!
                  3. Do you like homemade tortillas?!
                  2. Aren't you that one guy that was in "Dances With Wolves?!"

                  and the number one Rez woman pick-up line is:

                  Would you like to lick the fry bread grease off of my lips???




                  TOP TEN REZ PICK-UP LINES (Used by Men)
                  10. I heard you butcher so goot the dogs don't even get scraps!
                  9. When I look at you, you just make me feel ... somehow!
                  8. Schhhtttt'
                  7. You're even prettier than that girl in "Smoke Signals!"
                  6. Don't you barrel race with my cousin?
                  5. Really? You made that meal with commodities?
                  4. Wanna see all the belt buckles I won at INFR?
                  3. You don't have to pay me back, just split some with me if you Bingo!
                  2. Your pottery could win Best of Show at Indian Market!

                  and the number one Rez dude pick-up line is:

                  Weren't you Miss Indian World that one year?
                  sigpic

                  ...And shephards we shall be. For thee my lord, for thee. Power hath descended forth from thy hand. That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to thee. And teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E Fili, E Spiritu Sancti.

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                  • #10
                    I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you

                    Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder

                    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag


                    Can I lick that film off your teeth?

                    Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams

                    You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

                    Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show santa what I want for christmas

                    Are you an Alien? [No, why?] Because you just abducted my heart


                    Are those astronaunt pants? Cause that *** is out of this world!

                    Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I'm checking you out.


                    Are you from Tennessee? [No, why?] Because you're the only 10 I see!

                    If you were a wedgie, I'd pick you!

                    Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?

                    Got any raisins? [No.] Then how about a date?

                    How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____.

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                    • #11
                      "Would you like to do my laundry?"

                      That line was used on me thirty years ago. It didn't work.

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                      • #12
                        Check out this cool guy and his pick up lines...came across this video on youtube...Dang this guy...wonder if he's for real..lol

                        So I can't just post the video on here for some reason so click on the link to view.....

                        YouTube - native american pickup lines
                        Be strong, but not rude.
                        Be kind, but not weak.
                        Be bold, but don't bully.
                        Be humble, but not shy.
                        Be confident, but not arrogant.

                        Lessons Learned In Life

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                        • #13
                          Pick-up Lines and Replies

                          HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
                          SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.


                          HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
                          SHE: Okay, get out!


                          HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
                          SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.


                          HE: Where have you been all my life?
                          SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.


                          HE: Where have you been all my life?
                          SHE: Hiding from you.


                          HE: I think I could make you very happy.
                          SHE: Why? Are you leaving?


                          HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
                          SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


                          HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
                          SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.


                          HE: Can I buy you a drink?
                          SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.


                          HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
                          SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


                          HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
                          SHE: I must've been given your share.


                          HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
                          SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.


                          HE: Can I have your name?
                          SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?


                          HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
                          SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.


                          HE: Is this seat empty?
                          SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.


                          HE: Hey baby, whats your sign?
                          SHE: Do not enter.

                          "Be good, be kind, help each other."
                          "Respect the ground, respect the drum, respect each other."

                          --Abe Conklin, Ponca/Osage (1926-1995)

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                          • #14
                            He: Doyou know the difference between a hard ** and a chicken leg?
                            She: No!
                            He: wanna go on a picnic?

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                            • #15
                              This one really made me laugh when I heard it:

                              "Is your name Gillette?"

                              "No"

                              "Well it should be, your the best a man can get!"

                              *[email protected]*

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