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    Down under in Australia, there was this hip Koala sitting in a Gum Tree smoking a Joint.



    Pretty soon a little Geckco lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?"



    The Koala said, "I'm jus' hangin' out an' smoking a Joint. Come on up and have some."

    So the little Geckco Lizard climbed up the Gum Tree, sat next to the Koala and enjoyed a couple of Joints with him.




    After a while the little Geckco Lizard said that his mouth was 'as dry as the outback' and told the Koala that he was going to get a drink from the river.



    The little Geckco Lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river. A big ol' Crocodile saw this and swam over to the little Geckco Lizard and helped him to the bank. Then he asked the little Geckco Lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

    The little Geckco Lizard explained to the Crocodile that he had been sitting with the Koala in the Gum Tree, smoking a Joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink.

    The big ol' Crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the forest, found the Gum Tree where the Koala was sitting while finishing his last Joint.

    The Crocodile looked up and said, "G'day mate!"




    The now very stonned Koala looked down at the Crocodile and said, "Daaaaaaammmnnn duuuude! How much water did yah drink?"


    "Be good, be kind, help each other."
    "Respect the ground, respect the drum, respect each other."

    --Abe Conklin, Ponca/Osage (1926-1995)

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    I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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