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There are some New Drugs for Women out there and here's a list of them:
DAMNITOL:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off the other drivers.
MENICILLIN:
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
BUYAGRA:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT:
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him,, without opening your mouth.
DAMNITOL:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
DUMBEROL:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off the other drivers.
MENICILLIN:
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."
BUYAGRA:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
JACKASSPIRIN:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
NAGAMENT:
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him,, without opening your mouth.
I'm innocent I tell ya!!!
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