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    There are some New Drugs for Women out there and here's a list of them:

    DAMNITOL:
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.


    EMPTYNESTROGEN:
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!


    ST. MOMMA'S WORT:
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.


    PEPTOBIMBO:
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.


    DUMBEROL:
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.


    FLIPITOR:
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off the other drivers.


    MENICILLIN:
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."


    BUYAGRA:
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


    JACKASSPIRIN:
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.


    ANTI-TALKSIDENT:
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


    NAGAMENT:
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him,, without opening your mouth.

  • #2
    You're on how many of these??

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    • #3


      None at the moment, but there's a couple that I think I should be on sometimes.LOL

      I just heard about them and thought I'd pass it on.

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      • #4
        I think TT takes about eight of 'em!!
        I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by soopashinaab View Post
          I think TT takes about eight of 'em!!
          Not yet I'm not.LOL

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          • #6
            Originally posted by timmy tiger View Post
            Not yet I'm not.LOL
            Try this one:


            PEPTOBIMBO:
            Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by timmy tiger View Post
              ...DUMBEROL:
              When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks...
              Are you saying that you have to be on drugs in order to enjoy pickup trucks!!! lol.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
                Try this one:


                PEPTOBIMBO:
                Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.
                2 out of 3 might not sound bad. But with some men I really have to keep my witt's about me.LOL

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Toolbox View Post
                  Are you saying that you have to be on drugs in order to enjoy pickup trucks!!! lol.
                  I didn't say that, I just repeated what someone else said.

                  As for enjoying pickup trucks.

                  I'm pleading the fifth on that one.

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                  • #10
                    LOL I was j/k, however I do enjoy my pickup truck.
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                    • #11
                      I didn't take it bad, I thought it was funny too.

                      And I enjoy anyone's pickup truck.j/k LMAO

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