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    Then there was the story of this Sicangu guy from Rosebud, Virgil Longest Braids, who walked into the Prairie Wind Casino around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar next to Julia Makes Good Frybread, a nice looking Oglala woman from Pine Ridge, and stared up at the TV.

    The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building in Rapid City, preparing to jump.

    Julia Makes Good Frybread looked at Virgil Longest Braids and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

    Virgil said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    Julia replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Virgil then placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as Julia Makes Good Frybread placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a nose dive off the building, falling to his death.

    Julia was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Virgil, saying, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."

    Virgil replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

    Julia replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

    Virgil Longest Braids just took the money and asked, "Do you come here often?"

    "Be good, be kind, help each other."
    "Respect the ground, respect the drum, respect each other."

    --Abe Conklin, Ponca/Osage (1926-1995)

  • #2
    ROTFLMAO
    SHAKE IT!!!!

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    • #3
      That is too funny!!


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      • #4
        I'm innocent I tell ya!!!

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        • #5
          Your name should be Histerical.
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          • #6
            LOL that was hilarious!

            Check out this jokes

            God And Professor
            A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:

            "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.

            "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.

            "Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated,

            "Then there is no God."

            One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to reply.

            Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor granted it. The student stood up and asked the following questions to his classmates:

            "Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.

            "Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?" Absolute silence.

            "Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded,

            "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!"

            -------------

            Mental Hospital
            Santa and Banta Singh were both in a mental hospital. Once they were walking past a swimming pool, Santa suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there.

            Banta promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Santa out. When the medical director became aware of Banta's heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.

            When he went to tell Banta the news, he said,' Banta, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Santa, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

            Banta replied, 'He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.'


            ------------

            What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

            What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).


            How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.


            Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.


            Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday

            Life is all about being healthy.

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            • #7
              mental hospital

              absolutely halarious!!
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Historian View Post
                Then there was the story of this Sicangu guy from Rosebud, Virgil Longest Braids, who walked into the Prairie Wind Casino around 9:58 pm. He sat down at the bar next to Julia Makes Good Frybread, a nice looking Oglala woman from Pine Ridge, and stared up at the TV.

                The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building in Rapid City, preparing to jump.

                Julia Makes Good Frybread looked at Virgil Longest Braids and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

                Virgil said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

                Julia replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

                Virgil then placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

                Just as Julia Makes Good Frybread placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a nose dive off the building, falling to his death.

                Julia was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Virgil, saying, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."

                Virgil replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."

                Julia replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

                Virgil Longest Braids just took the money and asked, "Do you come here often?"
                LLLLOOOOLLLL That was really funny

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                • #9

                  "Be good, be kind, help each other."
                  "Respect the ground, respect the drum, respect each other."

                  --Abe Conklin, Ponca/Osage (1926-1995)

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