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  • The GIANT SIZE MAN THING

    This is a true story. Honest!

    While lurking about my favorite book store a few weeks ago, I overheard this conversation between the book store owner and his friend:

    "Oh look! There's Dean's GIANT SIZE MAN THING!

    You have that GIANT SIZE MAN THING out every time I come here.

    That GIANT SIZE MAN THING is so BIG, it just jumps out at me whenever I walk by.

    I envy you your GIANT SIZE MAN THING.

    It's so shiny, and smooth.

    I know you are trying to tempt me with that GIANT SIZE MAN THING, aren't you?

    I would like to take that GIANT SIZE MAN THING home with me and lie in bed with it....but my wife wouldn't like that.

    May I touch that GIANT SIZE MAN THING?"

    Dean: "You really want my GIANT SIZE MAN THING?"

    "Yes......yes, I do!"


    Here is a picture of Dean's GIANT SIZE MAN THING:

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/...4563f157_b.jpg

    Hey, what the heck did you think I was talking about?
    Last edited by neling4; 05-11-2010, 09:43 PM.

  • #2
    you so crazy girl lol

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    • #3
      Funny! I was almost afraid to look!
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      • #4
        Man was not sure what I ws gonna find lol.. Why Ms Nelly whoda thunk you could be so funny.
        I got a fevah! And the only cure is more cowbell!!!

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        • #5
          AHHHHH CHEAP!!! With a title like I had some expectations dangit!
          "To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible." ~St. Augustine

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          • #6
            Originally posted by ok24stacey View Post
            AHHHHH CHEAP!!! With a title like I had some expectations dangit!
            To a comic geek, it doesn't get much better.

            Now if that were Nightcrawler........come to think of it, I have a picture that you might like. I just need to wrap it up in brown paper first.

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            • #7
              I wasn't sure what was behind that click either!

              I guess since it's old and rare, it'd be carefully sealed in a plastic sleeve to keep the fingerprints of curious passersby off it, eh?


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              • #8
                Had to read this to my Mawmaw. Shes blind, so I had to describe in detail what the'Giant size man thing' is. Here is our conversation

                I read the post and say, "I have to click on it to find out what it is. Do you want me to click on it?"

                Mawmaw, "Heck yes!

                Me,"What do you think it will be?"

                Mawmaw,"A "

                I click on it

                I describe it

                Mawmaw say,"Oh bullsh*t! Thought it was a !

                Both of us cracking up laughing!
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                ~ Debsjewelry.net ~

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                • #9
                  LOL! You're silly!
                  "Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is not a path and leave a trail."---Ralph Waldo Emerson

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