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  • #16
    lol. You'll have to come down and collect. But I think it has unsweetened tea, spit all over it. At least I think that's tea, maybe from Long Island. I don't know.

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    • #17
      ... you've ever been told, "STOP Running in the house. You're kicking up dust."

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      • #18
        …everyone knows which dirt road to turn on, by the number of beer bottles left by it.


        …or they know where a certain person lives by the BRAND of beer bottles left on the dirt road.
        Last edited by APACHEFIRE; 09-29-2011, 01:30 AM. Reason: just fixin muh mistakes.
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        "Life is too short to not take the time to laugh” ~AME~
        "Who can afford NOT to laugh at themselves?" ~AME~
        "I laugh the most when i laugh at myself!” ~AME~
        "Laughter is'nt really "the best medicine"...it’s the CURE!” ~AME~
        "Give me a good laugh,... and i will give you my world!” ~AME~

        **laughin**

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        • #19
          Originally posted by neling4 View Post
          I've never lived on a "rez" in my life, and neither did my dad, but he could have identified with much of the above in his youth, like being related to everyone in the neighborhood and using a hanger for an antennae. It's called being "mountain folk" in his neck of the woods.

          How about using old tires to make sandals and flattened out tin cans for an awesome tin roof for your house? Do rez folk do that?
          yeah, as i read this i waz thinkin th same thing…i live on the plateau in tennessee now. and this plateau is really a mesa, not eroded enough yet.
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          "Life is too short to not take the time to laugh” ~AME~
          "Who can afford NOT to laugh at themselves?" ~AME~
          "I laugh the most when i laugh at myself!” ~AME~
          "Laughter is'nt really "the best medicine"...it’s the CURE!” ~AME~
          "Give me a good laugh,... and i will give you my world!” ~AME~

          **laughin**

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          • #20
            ... you know where oberdare, is.

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            • #21
              Originally posted by pigheaded View Post
              ... you know where oberdare, is.


              AND HOW TO SPELL IT.....


              I will be a good girl , I will be a good girl, I will be a good girl......awe hell, we know this ain't gonna happen....

              "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."


              Subeeds Said:Want to borrow my .30/.30 or do you have your own weapon?

              Pigheaded said: "How come noone ever wants to pull pork?"

              Joe'sDad said:"Wait. I can do without sweet. Just make it black...like my heart!"

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              • #22
                Originally posted by trouble View Post
                AND HOW TO SPELL IT.....


                ...and just how do you know how to spell it?

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                • #23
                  oberdare


                  JUST LIKE YOU SPELLED IT!!!!
                  I will be a good girl , I will be a good girl, I will be a good girl......awe hell, we know this ain't gonna happen....

                  "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."


                  Subeeds Said:Want to borrow my .30/.30 or do you have your own weapon?

                  Pigheaded said: "How come noone ever wants to pull pork?"

                  Joe'sDad said:"Wait. I can do without sweet. Just make it black...like my heart!"

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                  • #24
                    or you could never understand what's so big about an easter egg hunt! cause ever' time your family tried to put one on...the powdered eggs all blew away.

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by SpeakingOwl View Post
                      or you could never understand what's so big about an easter egg hunt! cause ever' time your family tried to put one on...the powdered eggs all blew away.



                      awweee.....
                      I will be a good girl , I will be a good girl, I will be a good girl......awe hell, we know this ain't gonna happen....

                      "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."


                      Subeeds Said:Want to borrow my .30/.30 or do you have your own weapon?

                      Pigheaded said: "How come noone ever wants to pull pork?"

                      Joe'sDad said:"Wait. I can do without sweet. Just make it black...like my heart!"

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                      • #26
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                          • #28
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by comadre View Post
                              oh ya.. I love this one!

                              When my son made a "clicking" sound my relatives praised him for learning another syllable!
                              i love this!!!!
                              I will be a good girl , I will be a good girl, I will be a good girl......awe hell, we know this ain't gonna happen....

                              "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."


                              Subeeds Said:Want to borrow my .30/.30 or do you have your own weapon?

                              Pigheaded said: "How come noone ever wants to pull pork?"

                              Joe'sDad said:"Wait. I can do without sweet. Just make it black...like my heart!"

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                              • #30
                                You Might Be From the Rez if ,,,

                                you get married then get divorced, then marry and divorced again, and again marry then get divorced, and marry again yet get divorced again ... four times through and during all of these marriages and divorces, you have the same mother-in-law!

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