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Guest replied...Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
...You burn your yard rather than mow it.
...You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
...You bought your wife her anniversary present at a yard sale.
...getting a Christmas tree involves going into isolated woods.
...you bum more cigarettes than you buy.
...you ask the cop to hold your beer while you get your license.
...you have at least one hole in the floor board of your car, covered up with cardboard.
...you get pulled over for drunk driving and you are stone sober.Leave a comment:
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That one can be chalked up to my ex-soninlaw....getting close to 20 kids in his mid 30s.
I've been corresponding with a guy we took in when he was a teenager...now he 8 kids with 8 mothers, which is surprising cuz he's spent most of his adult life in prison.Leave a comment:
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You must be from the rez if you think it's your sole job to repopulate the entire tribe all on your own.Leave a comment:
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A bag of powdered eggs and 2 real ones go a long way! LOLOriginally posted by pigheaded View PostThat's because it's the middle of the month and your commods just came in, and it's alot easier to split up a bag of eggs verses spiltting an actual egg.
Sorry Madre, couldn't resist. you are right though.Leave a comment:
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Guest repliedThat's because it's the middle of the month and your commods just came in, and it's alot easier to split up a bag of eggs verses spiltting an actual egg.Originally posted by comadre View Post
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saw this on a t-shirt: you know your on the REZ if you get into a fight at the bar and the old lady finishes it for you....LOLLeave a comment:
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You might be from the Rez if ...
you have a t-shirt that says:
I look like you need one more drink!
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TECHNO....BEHAVE BEFORE I TAZE YOU!!!Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View PostU two REALLY are from the same REZ!!
Let me guess, both of u r night owls!
I do not participate in either of these forms of entertainment.....Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View PostDo you two ever OWL? Or BATMAN?
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YOU MIGHT BE FROM THE REZ IF:
You eat mutton stew and fry bread for breakfast.
The only credit card you have is the Ellis Tanner's Bekis card.
You drink coffee and chew Skoal at the same time.
You point with your lips.
You believe the Fenders II tour was the...02-20-2007, 04:09 PM -
DON BURNSTICK JOKES....>
YOU MIGHT BE A REDSKIN (NDN) IF YOU>
you have blankets for curtains...
your dogs look like their going on a hunger strike...
you have more than 5 cars and only one of them works...and thats only in the summer, because in the winter, its too...02-02-2004, 07:11 PM -
DON BURNSTICK JOKES....>
YOU MIGHT BE A REDSKIN (NDN) IF YOU>
you have blankets for curtains...
your dogs look like their going on a hunger strike...
you have more than 5 cars and only one of them works...and thats only in the summer, because in the winter, its too...01-30-2004, 11:28 PM -
Don't you Hate it When....you're in the middle of a project, you've alreday beaded a section, and you have to tear it out because it doesn't line up the way you thought it would with the rest of your design.......
Don't you hate it when....... (Fill in the blank with your beading gripes...02-05-2013, 11:55 AM -
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You Know You're Drinking too Much Coffee When · You don't sweat, you percolate. · Your life's goal is to amount to a hill of beans. · When someone says, "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." · You'd be willing to spend time in a Turkish prison. · Your coffee...04-26-2005, 11:47 PM
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