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  • comadre
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    Last edited by comadre; 09-13-2012, 12:54 AM.

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  • pigheaded
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    ...Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

    ...You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    ...You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

    ...You bought your wife her anniversary present at a yard sale.

    ...getting a Christmas tree involves going into isolated woods.

    ...you bum more cigarettes than you buy.

    ...you ask the cop to hold your beer while you get your license.

    ...you have at least one hole in the floor board of your car, covered up with cardboard.

    ...you get pulled over for drunk driving and you are stone sober.

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  • Zeke
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    Originally posted by wyo_rose View Post
    That one can be chalked up to my ex-soninlaw....getting close to 20 kids in his mid 30s.

    I've been corresponding with a guy we took in when he was a teenager...now he 8 kids with 8 mothers, which is surprising cuz he's spent most of his adult life in prison.
    Jesus!

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  • wyo_rose
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    That one can be chalked up to my ex-soninlaw....getting close to 20 kids in his mid 30s.

    I've been corresponding with a guy we took in when he was a teenager...now he 8 kids with 8 mothers, which is surprising cuz he's spent most of his adult life in prison.

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  • yaahl
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    You must be from the rez if you think it's your sole job to repopulate the entire tribe all on your own.

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  • Joe's Dad
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    Originally posted by pigheaded View Post
    That's because it's the middle of the month and your commods just came in, and it's alot easier to split up a bag of eggs verses spiltting an actual egg.



    Sorry Madre, couldn't resist. you are right though.
    A bag of powdered eggs and 2 real ones go a long way! LOL

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  • trouble
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    Originally posted by pigheaded View Post
    ...your old Basketball tournament sweatsuit is now your girlfriends bikini.
    I don't get it?

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  • pigheaded
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    Originally posted by comadre View Post
    I want to make it positive and pick on the other folks.I know i am taking this away from the humor- but lend me this moment please.


    Ak Hem-You know you're from the rez when......you can ask your neighbor for an egg or two and they share it with a smile.

    you can feed the neighbors kids and it is just a natural thing to do.

    when you have very little food but you give most of it anyway so that your neighbor can eat.

    None of the above is frowned upon and in fact it is encouraged.

    REZ FOLK ROCK
    That's because it's the middle of the month and your commods just came in, and it's alot easier to split up a bag of eggs verses spiltting an actual egg.



    Sorry Madre, couldn't resist. you are right though.

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  • pigheaded
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    Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
    you have a t-shirt that says:

    I look like you need one more drink!
    Originally posted by thizgirlpowwows View Post
    saw this on a t-shirt: you know your on the REZ if you get into a fight at the bar and the old lady finishes it for you....LOL
    You two from the same rez or what?

    ...your old Basketball tournament sweatsuit is now your girlfriends bikini.

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  • thizgirlpowwows
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    saw this on a t-shirt: you know your on the REZ if you get into a fight at the bar and the old lady finishes it for you....LOL

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  • xTekno
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    You might be from the Rez if ...

    you have a t-shirt that says:

    I look like you need one more drink!

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  • trouble
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    Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
    U two REALLY are from the same REZ!! Let me guess, both of u r night owls!
    TECHNO....BEHAVE BEFORE I TAZE YOU!!!


    Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
    Do you two ever OWL? Or BATMAN?
    I do not participate in either of these forms of entertainment.....

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