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  • #46
    Originally posted by comadre View Post
    UM= who loves me? I owe them rep.
    You know I love ya madre!!!! You're the bomb diggity for making the coffee and doughnuts earlier!!!
    I will be a good girl , I will be a good girl, I will be a good girl......awe hell, we know this ain't gonna happen....

    "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."


    Subeeds Said:Want to borrow my .30/.30 or do you have your own weapon?

    Pigheaded said: "How come noone ever wants to pull pork?"

    Joe'sDad said:"Wait. I can do without sweet. Just make it black...like my heart!"

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    • #47
      Originally posted by trouble View Post
      You know I love ya madre!!!! You're the bomb diggity for making the coffee and doughnuts earlier!!!
      Originally posted by comadre View Post
      UM= who loves me? I owe them rep.


      U two REALLY are from the same REZ!!

      Let me guess, both of u r night owls! Do you two ever OWL? Or BATMAN?

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      • #48
        Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
        U two REALLY are from the same REZ!! Let me guess, both of u r night owls!
        TECHNO....BEHAVE BEFORE I TAZE YOU!!!


        Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
        Do you two ever OWL? Or BATMAN?
        I do not participate in either of these forms of entertainment.....
        I will be a good girl , I will be a good girl, I will be a good girl......awe hell, we know this ain't gonna happen....

        "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."


        Subeeds Said:Want to borrow my .30/.30 or do you have your own weapon?

        Pigheaded said: "How come noone ever wants to pull pork?"

        Joe'sDad said:"Wait. I can do without sweet. Just make it black...like my heart!"

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        • #49
          You might be from the Rez if ...

          you have a t-shirt that says:

          I look like you need one more drink!

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          • #50
            saw this on a t-shirt: you know your on the REZ if you get into a fight at the bar and the old lady finishes it for you....LOL

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            • #51
              Originally posted by Ta'neeszahnii Techno View Post
              you have a t-shirt that says:

              I look like you need one more drink!
              Originally posted by thizgirlpowwows View Post
              saw this on a t-shirt: you know your on the REZ if you get into a fight at the bar and the old lady finishes it for you....LOL
              You two from the same rez or what?

              ...your old Basketball tournament sweatsuit is now your girlfriends bikini.

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              • #52
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                Last edited by comadre; 09-13-2012, 12:52 AM.

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by comadre View Post
                  I want to make it positive and pick on the other folks.I know i am taking this away from the humor- but lend me this moment please.


                  Ak Hem-You know you're from the rez when......you can ask your neighbor for an egg or two and they share it with a smile.

                  you can feed the neighbors kids and it is just a natural thing to do.

                  when you have very little food but you give most of it anyway so that your neighbor can eat.

                  None of the above is frowned upon and in fact it is encouraged.

                  REZ FOLK ROCK
                  That's because it's the middle of the month and your commods just came in, and it's alot easier to split up a bag of eggs verses spiltting an actual egg.



                  Sorry Madre, couldn't resist. you are right though.

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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by pigheaded View Post
                    ...your old Basketball tournament sweatsuit is now your girlfriends bikini.
                    I don't get it?
                    I will be a good girl , I will be a good girl, I will be a good girl......awe hell, we know this ain't gonna happen....

                    "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."


                    Subeeds Said:Want to borrow my .30/.30 or do you have your own weapon?

                    Pigheaded said: "How come noone ever wants to pull pork?"

                    Joe'sDad said:"Wait. I can do without sweet. Just make it black...like my heart!"

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by pigheaded View Post
                      That's because it's the middle of the month and your commods just came in, and it's alot easier to split up a bag of eggs verses spiltting an actual egg.



                      Sorry Madre, couldn't resist. you are right though.
                      A bag of powdered eggs and 2 real ones go a long way! LOL


                      Why must I feel like that..why must I chase the cat?


                      "When I was young man I did some dumb things and the elders would talk to me. Sometimes I listened. Time went by and as I looked around...I was the elder".

                      Mr. Rossie Freeman

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                      • #56
                        You must be from the rez if you think it's your sole job to repopulate the entire tribe all on your own.
                        A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. — Robert A. Heinlein

                        I can see the wheel turning but the Hamster appears to be dead.

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                        • #57
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                          Last edited by comadre; 09-13-2012, 12:53 AM.

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                          • #58
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                            Last edited by comadre; 09-13-2012, 12:53 AM.

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                            • #59
                              That one can be chalked up to my ex-soninlaw....getting close to 20 kids in his mid 30s.

                              I've been corresponding with a guy we took in when he was a teenager...now he 8 kids with 8 mothers, which is surprising cuz he's spent most of his adult life in prison.
                              ...it is what it is...

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by wyo_rose View Post
                                That one can be chalked up to my ex-soninlaw....getting close to 20 kids in his mid 30s.

                                I've been corresponding with a guy we took in when he was a teenager...now he 8 kids with 8 mothers, which is surprising cuz he's spent most of his adult life in prison.
                                Jesus!

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