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  • comadre
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    Last edited by comadre; 09-13-2012, 12:50 AM.

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  • xTekno
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    One more - You Might Be From the Rez if ,,,

    you get a Doctor's prescription for 100mg Viagra not for what it is originally intended for, but to help keep you from rolling off your bed!!

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  • xTekno
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    You Might Be From the Rez if ,,,

    you get married then get divorced, then marry and divorced again, and again marry then get divorced, and marry again yet get divorced again ... four times through and during all of these marriages and divorces, you have the same mother-in-law!

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  • trouble
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    Originally posted by comadre View Post
    oh ya.. I love this one!

    When my son made a "clicking" sound my relatives praised him for learning another syllable!
    i love this!!!!

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  • trouble
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    Originally posted by SpeakingOwl View Post
    or you could never understand what's so big about an easter egg hunt! cause ever' time your family tried to put one on...the powdered eggs all blew away.



    awweee.....

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  • SpeakingOwl
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    or you could never understand what's so big about an easter egg hunt! cause ever' time your family tried to put one on...the powdered eggs all blew away.

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  • trouble
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    oberdare


    JUST LIKE YOU SPELLED IT!!!!

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  • pigheaded
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    Originally posted by trouble View Post
    AND HOW TO SPELL IT.....


    ...and just how do you know how to spell it?

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  • trouble
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    Originally posted by pigheaded View Post
    ... you know where oberdare, is.


    AND HOW TO SPELL IT.....


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  • pigheaded
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    ... you know where oberdare, is.

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  • APACHEFIRE
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    Originally posted by neling4 View Post
    I've never lived on a "rez" in my life, and neither did my dad, but he could have identified with much of the above in his youth, like being related to everyone in the neighborhood and using a hanger for an antennae. It's called being "mountain folk" in his neck of the woods.

    How about using old tires to make sandals and flattened out tin cans for an awesome tin roof for your house? Do rez folk do that?
    yeah, as i read this i waz thinkin th same thing…i live on the plateau in tennessee now. and this plateau is really a mesa, not eroded enough yet.

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  • APACHEFIRE
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    …everyone knows which dirt road to turn on, by the number of beer bottles left by it.


    …or they know where a certain person lives by the BRAND of beer bottles left on the dirt road.
    Last edited by APACHEFIRE; 09-29-2011, 01:30 AM. Reason: just fixin muh mistakes.

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