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  • #61
    ...Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.

    ...You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    ...You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.

    ...You bought your wife her anniversary present at a yard sale.

    ...getting a Christmas tree involves going into isolated woods.

    ...you bum more cigarettes than you buy.

    ...you ask the cop to hold your beer while you get your license.

    ...you have at least one hole in the floor board of your car, covered up with cardboard.

    ...you get pulled over for drunk driving and you are stone sober.

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      • #63
        Oh! you can't make a blanket statement like that and not explain yourself. I don't care how funny your signature is. Just what did you mean by that wise crack?

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        • #64
          Originally posted by comadre View Post
          OMG!! Its true! all you ndn men are the same!
          Just how many NDN men have u been around???

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              • #67
                .. if more crafts supplies hang from your walls than pictures.

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                        • #72
                          Originally posted by comadre View Post
                          you ask out loud "hmm, where should I put this for now?" and your hubby always exclaims with....here give it to me, I'll go throw it in the van.

                          Good God~ no kidding you guys~ we moved to the city and live in an apt. My hubby is still storing everything in our vehicles! Crap- I can't even drive my van anymore cuz it makes too great a place to store things!!

                          Rez habits just don't die!!
                          ... if you blame your husband for turning YOUR van into rez storage. lol. ... if you have more blankets that are decoration than bedding.

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by comadre View Post
                              Are you picking on me?!
                              Do you resemble that remark?

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