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  • xTekno
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    You might be from the Rez if ...

    all of your dogs are named Puppy.

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  • pigheaded
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    You Might Be From the Rez if...

    You eat mutton stew and fry bread for breakfast.

    You drink coffee and chew Skoal at the same time.

    You were once rudely awaken in the middle of the night by a lost Tribal police officer.

    You car has more than two dents and a hole in the trunk where the keyhole should be.

    You use expressions like "issit", "aaaay", "ober thar", "goot" and "sssshh".

    You yell BINGO in your sleep.

    Your car antenna is a clothes hanger.

    You drive 2 hours just to go to the movies.

    You have to cut a roll of paper towel in half because you ran out of toilet tissue and the nearest store is 40 miles away.

    You know at least one bootlegger.

    The whole family hops in the truck just to pick up the mail.

    your car starts with a screwdriver.

    in your everyday life you unintentionally seem to be breaking taboos.

    all the people in the community or town you live in are your cousins! (cousin-brother /cousin- sister)

    you don't understand the purpose for storage lockers or their high rental costs when, the cars parked in your front yard store just as much stuff, plus it's free.

    You're head automatically turns at the sound of "shhhhhhhht".

    you put a "Free Peltier" sticker on your truck, and the FBI wiretaps your house.

    you get into a verbal fight with the waiter at your local Mexican restaurant over--Sopapilla, or is it Fry Bread?

    someone inadvertently points out directions with his lips and you know exactly where he is talking about.

    Here ya go folks, enjoy and feel free to add your own.

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