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  • Drum Staff like a celebrity entourage? Funny!!

    I just got this today and thought it was funny! Sorry if it was already posted. Kakeeya

    The Drum Staff is much like a celebrity's entourage, only with a Native twist.
    Hairdressers--who can fishbone braid azz length hair five minutes
    before drum roll call.
    Snag Coordinators--there's nothing worse than running into two snags from different parts of the country at the same powwow.
    49 Coordinators - Self Explanatory
    Publicists-- to intercept possible "Snagformants". You know, the people who run back to the Rez to tell your old lady/old man about all the snaggin you did that weekend. The Publicists job is to make the Snagformant look like a lying sack of moose dung.
    Bodyguards-- to keep the hoards of squeelin young Native chicks away from the drum. *sidenote: I ain't never seen a Bodyguard tho, just heard about them. They are somewhat of a myth on the powwow trail*
    Sticklet's--they are basically dudes who never made the cut to sit at the drum but can patch up a stick like new in between contest songs. They don't get paid, just have the authorization to tell a chic "Awww, comon, do it for (insert drum name here)!"
    Personal Assistant's--Just a fancy name for the drummer's side snag.
    Stylist--Ensures that there is a constant supply of 'do rags, baggy jeans,
    South Pole sweatshirts and knock-off Tims for Northern Drums. And Cowboy hats, ballcrusher jeans and bolo ties for Southern Drums.
    Make up - for those who paint there faces, these peeps put it on all good looking for them like Picasso!
    Dietician--Makes sure the the drum is as Bannock looking as possible, at all times. Constant supply of fry bread, coffee and strawberry juice.
    Electronic Technicians - To make sure the tape/video recorder is set at the end of the last song so vital recordings are not taped over.
    Travel Coordinator - Who rides with who and equal chip in costs for lodging, gas etc. And where exactly are we going next weekend? and the next? huh? Winner pays the way home! Ayeee!!
    Consumer Products - A non-singer that came along for the ride and says he/she will sell cd's to justify going. This person will also go out to the store to buy beer and other party essentials before the store closes.
    Intelligence Officer - To eavesdrop on other drum groups to find out what song the other drums are learning and will sing. This person will also look over the shoulder of drum judges to see which drums they are "hooking up" this week.
    PA Specialists - The ones who haul and set up the speakers, mic and cord s then of course the Test Test Test 1, 2, uhh....ummm, 3!!

  • #2
    WHAT THA!?!?!

    Ok folks, here is one instance of plagerism and it wasn't perpetrated by me!

    This was written by me a VERY long time ago in a thread that I can't even remember. Some clown went and added two very phoney lines that ain't even funny. :Yell

    Hey, at least it's nice to know that my material gets around. LOL!
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    • #3
      Geez.....

      Someone's Panties are Bunching.....:p
      "She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying."

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      • #4
        Re: WHAT THA!?!?!

        Originally posted by Jibby™
        Ok folks, here is one instance of plagerism and it wasn't perpetrated by me!

        This was written by me a VERY long time ago in a thread that I can't even remember. Some clown went and added two very phoney lines that ain't even funny. :Yell

        Hey, at least it's nice to know that my material gets around. LOL!
        i thought it looked familar :p :Chatter :Chatter
        *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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        • #5
          Re: WHAT THA!?!?!

          Originally posted by Jibby™
          Ok folks, here is one instance of plagerism and it wasn't perpetrated by me!

          This was written by me a VERY long time ago in a thread that I can't even remember. Some clown went and added two very phoney lines that ain't even funny. :Yell

          Hey, at least it's nice to know that my material gets around. LOL!
          Hey i remember u writing this! too funny!
          The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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          • #6
            Too Funny! Good job Jibby, this was humorous and I received it via email today. I thought others would enjoy it too so I posted it.

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            • #7
              I mean, it's cool that people think my stuff is funny, but don't go and ruin it by adding some unfunny ish. Tu sabes?
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              • #8
                Waaageh!

                All you gals just need to keep your ponies out of OUR Garden......AYYYY!
                "She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying."

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                • #9
                  jibs what they add?
                  Oh yeah, I used to know Quentin...He's a real...He's a real Jerky

                  ~Flat Beat~

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                  • #10
                    Really......what did they add? I just posted as I got it, no embelleshments from me.

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                    • #11
                      What makes those funny is cuz they're true...lol

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                      • #12
                        Spot the differences...

                        Originally posted by Kakeeya

                        Make up - for those who paint there faces, these peeps put it on all good looking for them like Picasso!

                        Travel Coordinator - Who rides with who and equal chip in costs for lodging, gas etc. And where exactly are we going next weekend? and the next? huh? Winner pays the way home! Ayeee!!

                        PA Specialists - The ones who haul and set up the speakers, mic and cord s then of course the Test Test Test 1, 2, uhh....ummm, 3!!
                        These are NOT my cheesy lines. But I am sure yall already knew that;)

                        HAHAHAHA! I still can't believe this is in email land.
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                        • #13
                          Re: Spot the differences...

                          Originally posted by Jibby™
                          These are NOT my cheesy lines. But I am sure yall already knew that;)

                          HAHAHAHA! I still can't believe this is in email land.

                          yes those are not part of tha original realness Jibby brings ;)
                          *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                          • #14
                            You got that right.

                            Damn, almost made me look bad. What the fugg was that about Picasso? Geeez, my version would have been more like:

                            Make up artist: to hide hickeys, rug burns, black eyes. People with these skills are massively underemployed cuz most Skins think the aforementionned marks are testaments of true love.
                            Last edited by Jibby™; 10-27-2003, 04:15 PM.
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                            • #15
                              WAIT A DAMNED MINUTE HERE!!

                              Originally posted by Kakeeya
                              Intelligence Officer - To eavesdrop on other drum groups to find out what song the other drums are learning and will sing. This person will also look over the shoulder of drum judges to see which drums they are "hooking up" this week.
                              I also remember specifying that chicks with big boobs are most successful in this position.
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