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A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal when a Navajo man comes in and takes a stall. The Harvard man and the Yale man finish and zip up.
The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands. When he finished with a lot of soup and water, he tears off a small piece of paper towel and says "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate. Then I learned how to use as little paper as possible to be a green citizen".
The Yale man gets to the sink and barely runs his hands under the water and proceeds to wipe his hands. He says "At Yale they teach us to not only to wash our hands after we urinate, but to also use as little water as possible to help conserve our natural resources".
Meanwhile, the Navajo man finishes up and immediately makes for the exit after he zips up. He looks back at the Harvard man and the Yale nan and says "At the BIA school they teach us not to piss on our hands."
The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands. When he finished with a lot of soup and water, he tears off a small piece of paper towel and says "At Hah-vahd they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate. Then I learned how to use as little paper as possible to be a green citizen".
The Yale man gets to the sink and barely runs his hands under the water and proceeds to wipe his hands. He says "At Yale they teach us to not only to wash our hands after we urinate, but to also use as little water as possible to help conserve our natural resources".
Meanwhile, the Navajo man finishes up and immediately makes for the exit after he zips up. He looks back at the Harvard man and the Yale nan and says "At the BIA school they teach us not to piss on our hands."
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