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    Someone told me they thought of me with this...

    An lady gets pulled over for speeding...
    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

    Woman: Oh, I see.

    Officer: Can I see your license please?

    Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

    Officer: Don't have one?

    Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

    Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers
    please.

    Woman: I can't do that.

    Officer: Why not?

    Woman: I stole this car.

    Officer: Stole it?

    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

    Officer: You what?

    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car
    and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A
    senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The Womansteps out of her vehicle.

    Woman: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
    car and murdered the owner.

    Woman: Murdered the owner?

    Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
    please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

    Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite
    stunned.

    Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
    license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

    The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
    have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

    Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too



    *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

  • #2
    good one!! lmfbao

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    • #3
      I knew it!!! you was bipolar!!!


      Liar Liar

      Pants on Fire

      Hanging on a telephone wire!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Awful_Mnom_Woman
        good one!! lmfbao
        i know huh jus had to share it wit yall ;) :Chatter :Chatter
        *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Burberrilish
          I knew it!!! you was bipolar!!!


          Liar Liar

          Pants on Fire

          Hanging on a telephone wire!


          nuh huh this was in a email :p :Chatter :Chatter
          *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
            nuh huh this was in a email :p :Chatter :Chatter
            but u know at the end where the woman sez the officer was lying and the dont believe about the speeding ticket part.

            U fessed up and now you're typing to us from prison. ;)
            The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by superndngyrl
              but u know at the end where the woman sez the officer was lying and the dont believe about the speeding ticket part.

              U fessed up and now you're typing to us from prison. ;)
              zLOL as if not even :taunting:
              *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
                zLOL as if not even :taunting:
                :42:
                The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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                • #9
                  My Name isnt Mustang Sally Ok :lol2: :lol2:
                  *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                  • #10
                    :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter
                    SHAKE IT!!!!

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                    • #11
                      (wiping tears from my eyes)


                      Man dat was a goot one (ooooooohhhhh man, deep breath)

                      Love waking up to you guys better than any radio show!!!!!
                      The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now.
                      -Daryl Baldwin: Miami


                      https://www.facebook.com/SpottedeagleFans

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by spottedeagle
                        (wiping tears from my eyes)


                        Man dat was a goot one (ooooooohhhhh man, deep breath)

                        Love waking up to you guys better than any radio show!!!!!

                        :p :curtainca :curtainca


                        :rofl2: :rofl2: :rofl2:
                        *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                        • #13
                          Holay Whos changed tha title of my Thread
                          *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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                          • #14
                            Holay Whos changed tha title of my Thread
                            I did it! I thought you were calling me a liar, AYE I LIE!! :D

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
                              Holay Whos changed tha title of my Thread
                              Waaa waaaaa.... I changed it when I merged it and you wanted your points.. so now I split it so you can have your points now you want your title back... geeeeeeeze.... make up yer mind will ya.. :rofl2:
                              ;)
                              "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

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