>>HOW REZ ARE YOU QUIZ (REAL VERSION)>>Add up how totally REZ you
are:>>
1. If you've ever used a screwdriver to open your car trunk. (5
points)>>
2. If you've ever used duct tape to patch your dance mocs. (10
points)>>
3. If you've had to feed 5 rez dogs and none of them are yours.
(5points, >+5 if you feed more than 5)>>
4. If you ever had to pick your
own 2 step partner or snag. (3 pointsfor >each)>>
5. If you have ever
been expelled from Boarding school. (2 points)>>
6. If you have ever used
laundry detergent for bubble bath. (5 points)>>
7. If you ever cut the mold
off commodity cheese to use for a midnight >sammich. (5 points)>>
8. If
you have ever played any of the following games: peon games,stick >game, box
lacrosse, stickball game, or wild horse race. (2 points each)>>
9. If your
rez had Head Start Halloween parties. (2 points +2 if they >trick or treated
at the tribal offices)>>
10. If you ever used bailing wire to hold up the
muffler on your rezride. >(5 points)>>
11. If you ever ran from the
tribal police at a 49er. (5 points + 5more >if the tribal cop was your Uncle)
>>
12. If you ever had more than 5 bottles of commodity corn syrup in your
>house. (5 points + 15 points if you still do)>>
13. The battery
terminals in your rez ride were cleaned using a can of >coke. (5 points)>
>
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Aqua Net,Deep
>Woods Off, Any Avon perfume, frybread grease, smoked leather, or smoke
>from your fire. (1 point each)>>
15. If you've ever used nail polish to
fix the run in your panty hose.(5 >points>>
16. If you've never been
elected to the tribal council. (15 points>>
17. If you have a friend or
family member whose nickname is a one word >animal like: Fish, Bear, Horse,
Buffalo, Wolf, Pony, Mustang, , etc.(10 >points)>>
18. If you have ever
had to use your neighbors phone # on a tribal job >application. (3 points)
>>
19. If you've ever worn anything besides SWEATS outside of the house.(2
>points)>>
20. You always chop wood for your grandmother on the
weekends. (5points)>>
21. You use "AYE" "BUH"
"SSSSH" "EH" "ENNIT" at least once a day. (5
points)>>
22. You've ever driven on all donuts for more than 2 weeks. (5
points)>>
23. Your child drops his/her candy and you sanitize it by pouring
wateron >it. (10 points)>>
24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid
waking up your grandparents>after the 49. (10 points)>>
25. You've ever
left a feast with a couple of plates covered inaluminum >foil. (2 points)>
>26. You can't leave the REZ cause u have outstanding warrants in town.(10
>points)>>
27. You can sing the song "John Wayne's teeth". (5
points)>>
28. You have your own HUD house but all your IN LAWS and/or
extended >family live with you. (15 points)>>
29. You constantly call
the tribal offices to ask them if your travel >advance is ready. (10 points)
>>
30. You think Will Sampson is still alive. (20 points)>>
31. You
have gotten 12 people into a single Motel 6 room. (5 points)>>
32. You used
plastic and duct tape to fix your broken windows. (5points)>>>
Score chart:**************************************
00-40 - Either you're not native or you're lying.>
41-80 - Why
do you still have to lie?>
81-90 - Okay, you're semi native.>>91+ -
STRAIGHT-UP REZ
are:>>
1. If you've ever used a screwdriver to open your car trunk. (5
points)>>
2. If you've ever used duct tape to patch your dance mocs. (10
points)>>
3. If you've had to feed 5 rez dogs and none of them are yours.
(5points, >+5 if you feed more than 5)>>
4. If you ever had to pick your
own 2 step partner or snag. (3 pointsfor >each)>>
5. If you have ever
been expelled from Boarding school. (2 points)>>
6. If you have ever used
laundry detergent for bubble bath. (5 points)>>
7. If you ever cut the mold
off commodity cheese to use for a midnight >sammich. (5 points)>>
8. If
you have ever played any of the following games: peon games,stick >game, box
lacrosse, stickball game, or wild horse race. (2 points each)>>
9. If your
rez had Head Start Halloween parties. (2 points +2 if they >trick or treated
at the tribal offices)>>
10. If you ever used bailing wire to hold up the
muffler on your rezride. >(5 points)>>
11. If you ever ran from the
tribal police at a 49er. (5 points + 5more >if the tribal cop was your Uncle)
>>
12. If you ever had more than 5 bottles of commodity corn syrup in your
>house. (5 points + 15 points if you still do)>>
13. The battery
terminals in your rez ride were cleaned using a can of >coke. (5 points)>
>
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Aqua Net,Deep
>Woods Off, Any Avon perfume, frybread grease, smoked leather, or smoke
>from your fire. (1 point each)>>
15. If you've ever used nail polish to
fix the run in your panty hose.(5 >points>>
16. If you've never been
elected to the tribal council. (15 points>>
17. If you have a friend or
family member whose nickname is a one word >animal like: Fish, Bear, Horse,
Buffalo, Wolf, Pony, Mustang, , etc.(10 >points)>>
18. If you have ever
had to use your neighbors phone # on a tribal job >application. (3 points)
>>
19. If you've ever worn anything besides SWEATS outside of the house.(2
>points)>>
20. You always chop wood for your grandmother on the
weekends. (5points)>>
21. You use "AYE" "BUH"
"SSSSH" "EH" "ENNIT" at least once a day. (5
points)>>
22. You've ever driven on all donuts for more than 2 weeks. (5
points)>>
23. Your child drops his/her candy and you sanitize it by pouring
wateron >it. (10 points)>>
24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid
waking up your grandparents>after the 49. (10 points)>>
25. You've ever
left a feast with a couple of plates covered inaluminum >foil. (2 points)>
>26. You can't leave the REZ cause u have outstanding warrants in town.(10
>points)>>
27. You can sing the song "John Wayne's teeth". (5
points)>>
28. You have your own HUD house but all your IN LAWS and/or
extended >family live with you. (15 points)>>
29. You constantly call
the tribal offices to ask them if your travel >advance is ready. (10 points)
>>
30. You think Will Sampson is still alive. (20 points)>>
31. You
have gotten 12 people into a single Motel 6 room. (5 points)>>
32. You used
plastic and duct tape to fix your broken windows. (5points)>>>
Score chart:**************************************
00-40 - Either you're not native or you're lying.>
41-80 - Why
do you still have to lie?>
81-90 - Okay, you're semi native.>>91+ -
STRAIGHT-UP REZ
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