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    >>HOW REZ ARE YOU QUIZ (REAL VERSION)>>Add up how totally REZ you
    are:>>

    1. If you've ever used a screwdriver to open your car trunk. (5
    points)>>

    2. If you've ever used duct tape to patch your dance mocs. (10
    points)>>

    3. If you've had to feed 5 rez dogs and none of them are yours.
    (5points, >+5 if you feed more than 5)>>

    4. If you ever had to pick your
    own 2 step partner or snag. (3 pointsfor >each)>>

    5. If you have ever
    been expelled from Boarding school. (2 points)>>

    6. If you have ever used
    laundry detergent for bubble bath. (5 points)>>

    7. If you ever cut the mold
    off commodity cheese to use for a midnight >sammich. (5 points)>>

    8. If
    you have ever played any of the following games: peon games,stick >game, box
    lacrosse, stickball game, or wild horse race. (2 points each)>>

    9. If your
    rez had Head Start Halloween parties. (2 points +2 if they >trick or treated
    at the tribal offices)>>

    10. If you ever used bailing wire to hold up the
    muffler on your rezride. >(5 points)>>

    11. If you ever ran from the
    tribal police at a 49er. (5 points + 5more >if the tribal cop was your Uncle)
    >>

    12. If you ever had more than 5 bottles of commodity corn syrup in your
    >house. (5 points + 15 points if you still do)>>

    13. The battery
    terminals in your rez ride were cleaned using a can of >coke. (5 points)>
    >

    14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances: Aqua Net,Deep
    >Woods Off, Any Avon perfume, frybread grease, smoked leather, or smoke
    >from your fire. (1 point each)>>

    15. If you've ever used nail polish to
    fix the run in your panty hose.(5 >points>>

    16. If you've never been
    elected to the tribal council. (15 points>>

    17. If you have a friend or
    family member whose nickname is a one word >animal like: Fish, Bear, Horse,
    Buffalo, Wolf, Pony, Mustang, , etc.(10 >points)>>

    18. If you have ever
    had to use your neighbors phone # on a tribal job >application. (3 points)
    >>

    19. If you've ever worn anything besides SWEATS outside of the house.(2
    >points)>>

    20. You always chop wood for your grandmother on the
    weekends. (5points)>>

    21. You use "AYE" "BUH"
    "SSSSH" "EH" "ENNIT" at least once a day. (5
    points)>>

    22. You've ever driven on all donuts for more than 2 weeks. (5
    points)>>

    23. Your child drops his/her candy and you sanitize it by pouring
    wateron >it. (10 points)>>

    24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid
    waking up your grandparents>after the 49. (10 points)>>

    25. You've ever
    left a feast with a couple of plates covered inaluminum >foil. (2 points)>
    >26. You can't leave the REZ cause u have outstanding warrants in town.(10
    >points)>>

    27. You can sing the song "John Wayne's teeth". (5
    points)>>

    28. You have your own HUD house but all your IN LAWS and/or
    extended >family live with you. (15 points)>>

    29. You constantly call
    the tribal offices to ask them if your travel >advance is ready. (10 points)
    >>

    30. You think Will Sampson is still alive. (20 points)>>

    31. You
    have gotten 12 people into a single Motel 6 room. (5 points)>>

    32. You used
    plastic and duct tape to fix your broken windows. (5points)>>>

    Score chart:**************************************

    00-40 - Either you're not native or you're lying.>

    41-80 - Why
    do you still have to lie?>

    81-90 - Okay, you're semi native.>>91+ -
    STRAIGHT-UP REZ
    *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

  • #2
    Geez must you tell everyone about the screwdriver?? lmao

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Awful_Mnom_Woman
      Geez must you tell everyone about the screwdriver?? lmao

      Sorry :taunting: jus had to
      *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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      • #4
        OR if you ever used a screwdriver (anything BUT a key) to start your car... then you're rez!

        i lost count... what does that say!?:p
        "i don't like to walk fast man - i like to strut!"

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        • #5
          :Chatter sheesh now everyones is gonna know about our super secret set of rez keys
          "In the depths of a mind insane
          Fantasy and reality are the same"
          - SLAYER

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          • #6
            Dang crow hunny, lettin everyone in on our ancient indian secret:Mad
            The things you are doing today are the traditions of twenty-five years from now.
            -Daryl Baldwin: Miami


            https://www.facebook.com/SpottedeagleFans

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            • #7
              Originally posted by spottedeagle
              Dang crow hunny, lettin everyone in on our ancient indian secret:Mad

              Hey if i didnt tell someone else would :50: :taunting:
              *~*~*~Do Not Lead me in to Temptation I can Find it myself*~*~*~ :D :uptosomet

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              • #8
                I'm so rezzed I'm beyond rezzignition!
                We want a lady on the streets but a freak in the bed!

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                • #9
                  Gaw, the only one I'm NOT guilty of, is using laundry detergent for bubble bath....cuz dishwashing soap makes more bubbles!:p
                  ...it is what it is...

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