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Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application
Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application
Instant Approval Guaranteed!
1. Put your fake Indian name
here:_____________________________________________ ___
2. How did you get it? (circle all that apply)
a) Name generator
b) Made up for myself
c) My shameon gave it to me
d) Picked up from a history (?) book
e) Dances with Wolves!!!
3. What is your alleged tribal identity?
a) Lakota
b)Cherokee
c) Holly Wood
4. Are you related to any famous Indians?
a) Yes
b) We are all related!
5) Do you know the meaning of the phrase "respect for indigenous
traditions"?
a) No
6) In your past life, you were:
a) Crazy Horse (Unlikely)
b) Seattle (Unlikely)
c) Forrest Carter Little Tree (Highly Likely!)
7) Are you a descendant of a famous and prolific marriage of Tecumseh
to a Cherokee princess?
a) Yes
8) Did you study Indian culture under the guidance of the following
organizations:
a) Y-Indians
b) OA
c) HIRE Indians (Hobbyists, Indeannists, Reenactors, Etc.)
9) Are you able to perform the One Grand Frogskin Sacrifice Ceremoney?
a) Yes
b) No (DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER. Throw this paper in the trash can.)
10) The majority of your Indian trappings are made in:
a) China
b) Thailand
c) Vietnam
d) South Korea
e) India (THAT'S WHY THEY ARE CALLED INDIAN)
11) Why do you think you have a right to Native American traditions?
a) I am 1/845724th Cherokee
b) We are all related!!!
c) I was born in America; I am a native American.
d) Everyone is entitled to Native American spirituality (but I will
kill you if you touch the graphics on my website).
Mail your completed applications to the following address:
Wethaf*ckawee Reservation
Wannabe Tribe Central Office
One Colonialism Drive
Boone Docks, Ohiowa, 66666
Instant Approval Guaranteed!
1. Put your fake Indian name
here:_____________________________________________ ___
2. How did you get it? (circle all that apply)
a) Name generator
b) Made up for myself
c) My shameon gave it to me
d) Picked up from a history (?) book
e) Dances with Wolves!!!
3. What is your alleged tribal identity?
a) Lakota
b)Cherokee
c) Holly Wood
4. Are you related to any famous Indians?
a) Yes
b) We are all related!
5) Do you know the meaning of the phrase "respect for indigenous
traditions"?
a) No
6) In your past life, you were:
a) Crazy Horse (Unlikely)
b) Seattle (Unlikely)
c) Forrest Carter Little Tree (Highly Likely!)
7) Are you a descendant of a famous and prolific marriage of Tecumseh
to a Cherokee princess?
a) Yes
8) Did you study Indian culture under the guidance of the following
organizations:
a) Y-Indians
b) OA
c) HIRE Indians (Hobbyists, Indeannists, Reenactors, Etc.)
9) Are you able to perform the One Grand Frogskin Sacrifice Ceremoney?
a) Yes
b) No (DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER. Throw this paper in the trash can.)
10) The majority of your Indian trappings are made in:
a) China
b) Thailand
c) Vietnam
d) South Korea
e) India (THAT'S WHY THEY ARE CALLED INDIAN)
11) Why do you think you have a right to Native American traditions?
a) I am 1/845724th Cherokee
b) We are all related!!!
c) I was born in America; I am a native American.
d) Everyone is entitled to Native American spirituality (but I will
kill you if you touch the graphics on my website).
Mail your completed applications to the following address:
Wethaf*ckawee Reservation
Wannabe Tribe Central Office
One Colonialism Drive
Boone Docks, Ohiowa, 66666
:D :uptosomet
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