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  • Crow_hunny_420
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    Re: Re: Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application

    Originally posted by superndngyrl
    c/o Crow_hunny_420 right? :)

    :Thumbs

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  • superndngyrl
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    Re: Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application

    Originally posted by Crow_hunny_420
    Mail your completed applications to the following address:

    Wethaf*ckawee Reservation
    Wannabe Tribe Central Office
    One Colonialism Drive
    Boone Docks, Ohiowa, 66666
    c/o Crow_hunny_420 right? :)

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  • Okwataga
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    what about some new tribe names

    in the mountain northwestern all clan Lakokees(lakota- cherokee)

    anyone else got some new tribe names

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  • Crow_hunny_420
    started a topic Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application

    Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application

    Wannabe Tribe Enrollment Application

    Instant Approval Guaranteed!

    1. Put your fake Indian name
    here:_____________________________________________ ___

    2. How did you get it? (circle all that apply)
    a) Name generator
    b) Made up for myself
    c) My shameon gave it to me
    d) Picked up from a history (?) book
    e) Dances with Wolves!!!

    3. What is your alleged tribal identity?
    a) Lakota
    b)Cherokee
    c) Holly Wood

    4. Are you related to any famous Indians?
    a) Yes
    b) We are all related!

    5) Do you know the meaning of the phrase "respect for indigenous
    traditions"?
    a) No

    6) In your past life, you were:
    a) Crazy Horse (Unlikely)
    b) Seattle (Unlikely)
    c) Forrest Carter Little Tree (Highly Likely!)

    7) Are you a descendant of a famous and prolific marriage of Tecumseh
    to a Cherokee princess?
    a) Yes

    8) Did you study Indian culture under the guidance of the following
    organizations:
    a) Y-Indians
    b) OA
    c) HIRE Indians (Hobbyists, Indeannists, Reenactors, Etc.)

    9) Are you able to perform the One Grand Frogskin Sacrifice Ceremoney?
    a) Yes
    b) No (DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER. Throw this paper in the trash can.)

    10) The majority of your Indian trappings are made in:
    a) China
    b) Thailand
    c) Vietnam
    d) South Korea
    e) India (THAT'S WHY THEY ARE CALLED INDIAN)

    11) Why do you think you have a right to Native American traditions?
    a) I am 1/845724th Cherokee
    b) We are all related!!!
    c) I was born in America; I am a native American.
    d) Everyone is entitled to Native American spirituality (but I will
    kill you if you touch the graphics on my website).


    Mail your completed applications to the following address:

    Wethaf*ckawee Reservation
    Wannabe Tribe Central Office
    One Colonialism Drive
    Boone Docks, Ohiowa, 66666

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