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    This guy from Wanblee is visiting the big city for the first time, and he decides to go out and find him a hooker. So he starts walking the strip, and finaly runs across one, so eh asks her to quote a price. And she told him $100. The man says "Sounds good, but do you do it Indian Style?" and she looks at him real funny and says "No!!" so he starts pleadin with her and the price gets higher and higher, it gets all the way up to $500. and the hooker is thinking "Ive been in this business a long time, i can do it" so she agrees. Well, the man takes her back to his room, and they get going. And after they went on for hrs, and every which possible position, the Hooker asks, "Sorry, but what was the indian style?" And the mans replys, "I'll pay ya next week!"
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    How can I thank that man... all that is left is this silver bullet!

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    • #3
      :p
      "come on dale". J.J..

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      • #4
        :o

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          Have you Heard the one about the 2 Sioux boys who got the munchies watching reruns of Lassie....
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          "She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying."

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          • #6
            Old Oneida Men...

            Two old Oneida men decide they are close to their last days on earth and to have a last night on the cities. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services.
            The madam takes one look at the two old Oneida geezers and whispers to her
            manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
            As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?", says the other one, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
            His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
            "A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
            "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!

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            • #7
              HAHAHAHAHA good one, i think i had me a witch b4 too, lol
              ~*~Who is that masked man?~*~

              ~*~Yes Kemosabe!!~*~

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              • #8
                Re: Indian Style

                Originally posted by Ikceya Wicasa
                This guy from Wanblee is visiting the big city for the first time, and he decides to go out and find him a hooker. So he starts walking the strip, and finaly runs across one, so eh asks her to quote a price. And she told him $100. The man says "Sounds good, but do you do it Indian Style?" and she looks at him real funny and says "No!!" so he starts pleadin with her and the price gets higher and higher, it gets all the way up to $500. and the hooker is thinking "Ive been in this business a long time, i can do it" so she agrees. Well, the man takes her back to his room, and they get going. And after they went on for hrs, and every which possible position, the Hooker asks, "Sorry, but what was the indian style?" And the mans replys, "I'll pay ya next week!"

                dang ndn's eh *LOL*
                "Gaa wiin daa-aangoshkigaazo ahaw enaabiyaan gaa-inaabid"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Awful_Mnom_Woman
                  Old Oneida Men...

                  Two old Oneida men decide they are close to their last days on earth and to have a last night on the cities. After a few drinks they end up at a place where women of the night charge for their services.
                  The madam takes one look at the two old Oneida geezers and whispers to her
                  manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference." Her manager does as she is told and the two old men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
                  As they are walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!" "Dead?", says the other one, "why would you think that?" "Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
                  His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
                  "A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
                  "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window!!
                  I told this one to my Daddy :Chatter
                  "Gaa wiin daa-aangoshkigaazo ahaw enaabiyaan gaa-inaabid"

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                  • #10
                    Shoulda said it was Ho Chunk men...lol jks

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                    • #11
                      Hey..good idea there mnomzie. I'll send to my honey and change it *LOL*
                      "Gaa wiin daa-aangoshkigaazo ahaw enaabiyaan gaa-inaabid"

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                      • #12
                        Right On!

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                        • #13
                          lol dang these are too funny i like the ol man one thought...lol
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                          • #14
                            So what do you mean change it to Ho-Chunk men????

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                            • #15
                              just kidding I agree!!!!

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