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    A Navajo guy named Bahe Buckinghorse finds himself in
    a bind. His frybread business has gone bust and
    he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate
    that he decides to ask God for help.

    He goes into the revival tent and begins to pray
    "Gott, please help me, I lossed mah Frah-bret business and if
    I don't got some money, I gon lose my hawse too,
    Please lemme win da lotto loddary thing".
    Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bahe goes
    back to the revival tent.

    "Gott, please lemme win da lotto loddary thing, I
    lossed mah frah-bret business, mah hawse and I gone
    lose mah hot rod too". Lotto night comes and
    Bahe still has no luck!! Back to the revival tent.

    "My Gott, why you have done gone forsaken me?? I
    lossed mah business, mah hawse, mah hot rod and mah
    giirl and chill-ren are storving. I don't usually
    often *** you for da help and I always been a good one
    kind of servant to you. Why won't you just lemme win
    da lotto loddary dis one time so I can get mah life
    batt in order???".
    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
    heavens open and Bahe is confronted by the voice of
    GOD himself:
    "BAHE, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN
    TICKET!"
    Foxnationwoman

  • #2
    tee~hee!! :Thumbs
    If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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    • #3
      a real goot one
      ~ So-C Girl ~

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      • #4
        Injun cyberworld must be small, I got this in email las week

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        • #5
          Tawow

          Originally posted by foxnationwoman
          A Navajo guy named Bahe Buckinghorse finds himself in
          a bind. His frybread business has gone bust and
          he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate
          that he decides to ask God for help.

          He goes into the revival tent and begins to pray
          "Gott, please help me, I lossed mah Frah-bret business and if
          I don't got some money, I gon lose my hawse too,
          Please lemme win da lotto loddary thing".
          Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Bahe goes
          back to the revival tent.

          "Gott, please lemme win da lotto loddary thing, I
          lossed mah frah-bret business, mah hawse and I gone
          lose mah hot rod too". Lotto night comes and
          Bahe still has no luck!! Back to the revival tent.

          "My Gott, why you have done gone forsaken me?? I
          lossed mah business, mah hawse, mah hot rod and mah
          giirl and chill-ren are storving. I don't usually
          often *** you for da help and I always been a good one
          kind of servant to you. Why won't you just lemme win
          da lotto loddary dis one time so I can get mah life
          batt in order???".
          Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the
          heavens open and Bahe is confronted by the voice of
          GOD himself:
          "BAHE, MEET ME HALF WAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A DAMN
          TICKET!"
          HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
          goot one
          this was dated Abril 2 tousand tree!
          http://www.shannonthunderbird.com/IndGive1.gif

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          • #6
            LMAO Goot 1

            ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~


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