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Indian Humor: God Bless us!
A visiting professor at the Navaho Community College is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his native audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost." About 80 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously."Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one final question ... Have any of you
ever made love to ghost?"
John Dine', way in the back - raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to
have made love to ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The Navaho student replied with a nod of his head, and begins to make is way
up to the podium.
As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
To which John replied,
"S*#t!!! From way back ober dare I thought you said - GOATS!!
Indian Humor: God Bless us!
A visiting professor at the Navaho Community College is giving a lecture on
the supernatural. To get a feel for his native audience, he asks: "How many
people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you've seen a ghost." About 80 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously."Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raised their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one final question ... Have any of you
ever made love to ghost?"
John Dine', way in the back - raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has claimed to
have made love to ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
experience."
The Navaho student replied with a nod of his head, and begins to make is way
up to the podium.
As he reached the front of the room, the professor says, "Well, so tell us
what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
To which John replied,
"S*#t!!! From way back ober dare I thought you said - GOATS!!
:D :uptosomet
tee~hee!! :Thumbs
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