Grampa's 100th Birthday

[ojibwaysweetie]

Had a birthday party for Grampa. He turned 100 years old. He came out of the bedroom and we all said "happy birthday, Grampa"!!
Grampa said: But first I need to say something. I need to say Happy Birthday to my hands, as they helped me through my life. I need to say Happy Birthday to my feet, because they walked me through this life here on earth.

Gramps pulls out his pajama bottoms by the waist and looked down and said.."And you! You S.O.B....if you hadn't of died 30 yrs ago, you'd be a hundred years old today too.

:Chatter

[MAROONDANCER]

............ but wait he can be revived from death ........ lookinto modern medicines

[ojibwaysweetie]

Don't think they had viagra back then :(

[MAROONDANCER]

I was afraid to say that for fear of getting kicked off the website........ well good point...... wish your grandfather a happy birthday and congradulations....

[ojibwaysweetie]

[superndngyrl]

hey now... that wasn't really her grampa... that was just a joke

or was it? :Chatter

[ojibwaysweetie]

I know! Its a joke! *LMAO

[Gah-Gah!]

tee~hee!! Poor GrandMA!!