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-got this today and thought i'd share it-
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE AT A INDIAN WEDDING RECEPTION:
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**NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY HAND-DRAWN MAPS
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**AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION
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**THE GROOM THROWS EVIL LOOKS AT HIS BROTHERS SO THEY DON'T PROTEST CUZ THEY PREVIOUSLY SNAGGED THE BRIDE
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**NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION
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**THE BRIDE'S DAUGHTERS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE GROOM'S SON IS THE RING-BEARER
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**THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW ANYONE CAN HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY
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**YOU CAN WRITE "JUST MARRIED" ON THE COUPLE'S DIRT-COVERED CAR WINDOWS
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**THE RIDE AROUND TOWN(WITH HORNS HONKING) LASTS FIVE MINUTES(TOWN IS SO SMALL OR SOMEONE'S CAR BREAKS DOWN)
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**EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES
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**ALL THE CENTERPIECES AND DECORATIONS ARE GONE
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**OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS OF BEER
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**EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM
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**THE FOOD MENU HAS CHILI, STEW, FRY BREAD AND BEANS, AND TRIPE SOUP (DON'T FORGET THE POTATO SALAD)
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**PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOIL-COVERED FOOD PLATES HOME
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**PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME
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**ONE RELATIVE IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH"
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**THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDES MAIDS
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**THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE OLD LADY DOWN THE ROAD" AND NOT THE BAKERY
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**THE AUNTIES AND GRANDMAS DANCE TOGETHER
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**YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE COMMUNITY BUILDING BEFORE YOU LEAVE
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**THE WEDDING RECEPTION ENDS AT 6:00 am THE NEXT DAY AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE
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**EVERYONE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE COUPLE IS RELATED
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****BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT****
:Chatter
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE AT A INDIAN WEDDING RECEPTION:
_
**NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY HAND-DRAWN MAPS
_
**AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION
_
**THE GROOM THROWS EVIL LOOKS AT HIS BROTHERS SO THEY DON'T PROTEST CUZ THEY PREVIOUSLY SNAGGED THE BRIDE
_
**NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION
_
**THE BRIDE'S DAUGHTERS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE GROOM'S SON IS THE RING-BEARER
__
**THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW ANYONE CAN HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY
_
**YOU CAN WRITE "JUST MARRIED" ON THE COUPLE'S DIRT-COVERED CAR WINDOWS
_
**THE RIDE AROUND TOWN(WITH HORNS HONKING) LASTS FIVE MINUTES(TOWN IS SO SMALL OR SOMEONE'S CAR BREAKS DOWN)
_
**EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES
_
**ALL THE CENTERPIECES AND DECORATIONS ARE GONE
_
**OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS OF BEER
_
**EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM
_
**THE FOOD MENU HAS CHILI, STEW, FRY BREAD AND BEANS, AND TRIPE SOUP (DON'T FORGET THE POTATO SALAD)
_
**PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOIL-COVERED FOOD PLATES HOME
_
**PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME
_
**ONE RELATIVE IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH"
_
**THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDES MAIDS
_
**THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE OLD LADY DOWN THE ROAD" AND NOT THE BAKERY
_
**THE AUNTIES AND GRANDMAS DANCE TOGETHER
_
**YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE COMMUNITY BUILDING BEFORE YOU LEAVE
_
**THE WEDDING RECEPTION ENDS AT 6:00 am THE NEXT DAY AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE
_
**EVERYONE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE COUPLE IS RELATED
_
****BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT****
:Chatter
Apache jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!!!!! 
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