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    -got this today and thought i'd share it-


    HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE AT A INDIAN WEDDING RECEPTION:
    _
    **NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY HAND-DRAWN MAPS
    _
    **AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION
    _
    **THE GROOM THROWS EVIL LOOKS AT HIS BROTHERS SO THEY DON'T PROTEST CUZ THEY PREVIOUSLY SNAGGED THE BRIDE
    _
    **NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION
    _
    **THE BRIDE'S DAUGHTERS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE GROOM'S SON IS THE RING-BEARER
    __
    **THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW ANYONE CAN HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY
    _
    **YOU CAN WRITE "JUST MARRIED" ON THE COUPLE'S DIRT-COVERED CAR WINDOWS
    _
    **THE RIDE AROUND TOWN(WITH HORNS HONKING) LASTS FIVE MINUTES(TOWN IS SO SMALL OR SOMEONE'S CAR BREAKS DOWN)
    _
    **EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES
    _
    **ALL THE CENTERPIECES AND DECORATIONS ARE GONE
    _
    **OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS OF BEER
    _
    **EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM
    _
    **THE FOOD MENU HAS CHILI, STEW, FRY BREAD AND BEANS, AND TRIPE SOUP (DON'T FORGET THE POTATO SALAD)
    _
    **PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOIL-COVERED FOOD PLATES HOME
    _
    **PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME
    _
    **ONE RELATIVE IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH"
    _
    **THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDES MAIDS
    _
    **THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE OLD LADY DOWN THE ROAD" AND NOT THE BAKERY
    _
    **THE AUNTIES AND GRANDMAS DANCE TOGETHER
    _
    **YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE COMMUNITY BUILDING BEFORE YOU LEAVE
    _
    **THE WEDDING RECEPTION ENDS AT 6:00 am THE NEXT DAY AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE
    _
    **EVERYONE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE COUPLE IS RELATED
    _
    ****BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT****





    :Chatter
    its a shame that stupidity isnt painful

  • #2
    whoa. i went to a wedding like this. too crazy!
    The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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    • #3
      I still think the funeral wakes have better food...lol

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      • #4
        no comment
        yeah, yeah, yeah...

        ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

        If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

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        • #5
          :Chatter u forgot another fact
          **** The bride doesn't wear white
          THE RASMUS ROCK MY SOX!
          The Darkness Rox my SOX!
          And Kiss rules foot!
          :rocking: And if anyone disagrees Bleah to you :Tongue

          :Thumbs ZANG!

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          • #6
            i got this one about a month ago...after i read it, i was like Holay!!! made me laff, cuz i just got married in June, and it sounded kinda like our reception in a lot of ways!!!! ayeee...rezzed out!!!
            Life's Short, Powwow Hard

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            • #7
              Originally posted by superndngyrl
              whoa. i went to a wedding like this. too crazy!
              I didn't realize you were at my 4th wedding...LOL
              I am only a mixed up purebreed mutt....1/8 Cherokee, 1 drop Shoshone, 1/16 German, 1/16 Irish, a handfull of unknown, and a few parts Hillbilly, mix and shake well...

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              • #8
                thats a weding......a real one!!!!!!! ........at least its always enertaining

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                • #9
                  describes our weddings in SC......LOL!!
                  What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by *sHaRoN*
                    -got this today and thought i'd share it-


                    HOW TO KNOW IF YOU ARE AT A INDIAN WEDDING RECEPTION:
                    _
                    **NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY HAND-DRAWN MAPS
                    _
                    **AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION
                    _
                    **THE GROOM THROWS EVIL LOOKS AT HIS BROTHERS SO THEY DON'T PROTEST CUZ THEY PREVIOUSLY SNAGGED THE BRIDE
                    _
                    **NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE GOES TO THE RECEPTION
                    _
                    **THE BRIDE'S DAUGHTERS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND THE GROOM'S SON IS THE RING-BEARER
                    __
                    **THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER HOW ANYONE CAN HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY
                    _
                    **YOU CAN WRITE "JUST MARRIED" ON THE COUPLE'S DIRT-COVERED CAR WINDOWS
                    _
                    **THE RIDE AROUND TOWN(WITH HORNS HONKING) LASTS FIVE MINUTES(TOWN IS SO SMALL OR SOMEONE'S CAR BREAKS DOWN)
                    _
                    **EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES
                    _
                    **ALL THE CENTERPIECES AND DECORATIONS ARE GONE
                    _
                    **OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS OF BEER
                    _
                    **EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM
                    _
                    **THE FOOD MENU HAS CHILI, STEW, FRY BREAD AND BEANS, AND TRIPE SOUP (DON'T FORGET THE POTATO SALAD)
                    _
                    **PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOIL-COVERED FOOD PLATES HOME
                    _
                    **PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME
                    _
                    **ONE RELATIVE IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH"
                    _
                    **THERE ARE SEVEN BRIDES MAIDS
                    _
                    **THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE OLD LADY DOWN THE ROAD" AND NOT THE BAKERY
                    _
                    **THE AUNTIES AND GRANDMAS DANCE TOGETHER
                    _
                    **YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE COMMUNITY BUILDING BEFORE YOU LEAVE
                    _
                    **THE WEDDING RECEPTION ENDS AT 6:00 am THE NEXT DAY AT THE BRIDE'S HOUSE
                    _
                    **EVERYONE TRIES TO FIGURE OUT HOW THE COUPLE IS RELATED
                    _
                    ****BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT****





                    :Chatter
                    So, when is yours?

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                    • #11
                      yeha im sure everyone has a reeezzzed out wedding. It just wouldnt be right
                      blah blah blah....

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                      • #12
                        Gaw this is sooooo true. All of the above!!! Aw geez mine will prolly end like this too, i should jot this down so i can make sure to plan right....

                        LMAO @
                        **PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOIL-COVERED FOOD PLATES HOME
                        _
                        **PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE HOME
                        _
                        **ONE RELATIVE IS DRUNK AND HUGGING EVERYONE TELLING THEM "I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH"


                        soooo true!!! teehee
                        Apache jump on it, jump on it, jump on it!!!!!

                        "Insert words of wisdom here"

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                        • #13
                          awww. damn. I feel like Im at a wedding now!...."Mom you get my plate(s)!......*L*
                          blah blah blah....

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                          • #14
                            That's too funny, sounds like every wedding I've ever been to, mine included..(our daughter was the flower girl!! lol) .. 'cept the party @ my place didn't end till the wednesday after...
                            "The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'."

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                            • #15
                              yeah, only my soon to be ex is mostly scottish, so and he and the groomsmen wore the formal kilts, so my family just went crazy about it, and my winkte` cuzzin was goin sshhhht! sshhhht! at the best man, and my best friend got drunk and puked on the dog. but the rest of it is about right.
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                              The secret of my succes is 30% natural talent, 10% inspiration, and the remaining 60% is just the fact that I am nucking futs.

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