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    A little Tlingit girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little Tlingit girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The little Tlingit girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
    Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little Tlingit girl replied, "Then you ask him".
    Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle:


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    Like that spunk!!
    If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!


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