A funny joke about the sexes.

[Pete walkswithhorse]

A man was walking down this path when he tripped over a bottle. When he turned around, a genie had popped out. He got up and walked back to the genie who said....." I will grant you one wish, one wish only".....well the man thought about it for a few seconds and said to the genie....." I have always wanted my own road to take me all the way to Hawaii, can you build me a road like that?"......the genie looked at the man and said....." I cannot do this, it is too difficult. Surely there must be something else I can do for you. I will grant you one wish, one wish only".....So the man walked around a little and the turned to the genie and said....." okay....okay....I have always wanted to be able to read what's in a women's mind.
Can you make that happen for me?" The genie looked at the man and said......

"How many lanes in your highway do you want???"

[WoundedBear]

A man was walking down this path when he tripped over a bottle. When he turned around, a genie had popped out. He got up and walked back to the genie who said....." I will grant you one wish, one wish only".....well the man thought about it for a few seconds and said to the genie....." I have always wanted my own road to take me all the way to Hawaii, can you build me a road like that?"......the genie looked at the man and said....." I cannot do this, it is too difficult. Surely there must be something else I can do for you. I will grant you one wish, one wish only".....So the man walked around a little and the turned to the genie and said....." okay....okay....I have always wanted to be able to read what's in a women's mind.
Can you make that happen for me?" The genie looked at the man and said......

"How many lanes in your highway do you want???"

thats a good one . u need to add more