A blonde joke to end all blonde jokes

[CrimsonHalo]

A blonde was having some financial problems so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She goes to a park, grabs a little boy, takes him behind a tree and writes this note:

"I have kidnapped your child!! Leave $10,000 in a brown paper bag behind the big oak tree in the park by 7am or else!!

Signed,
The Blonde

She pinned the note on the inside of the boys jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the money in a brown paper bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note...

"Here is your money! I can't believe that one blonde would do this to another!!"

[SsmalltownNDN]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'm blonde and that's pretty freaking funny!

[renia58]

Late in the evening a police officer stops a biker - blonde;

--- If the light is not on this bike you should get off the bike and run.

---- Already tried, then it is off.


Póżnym wieczorem policjant zatrzymuje rowerzystę -- blondynkę;
--Jeśli nie świeci lampka przy rowerze to powinna pani zejść i poprowadzić rower
--Już próbowalam , wtedy też nie świeci . Renata




(nie wiem czy dobrze przetłumaczyłam)

[xTekno]

did u hear about the blonde coyote that got stuck in a trap?

in order to attempt to escape, she chewed off three of her paws, but she was still stuck!

[CrimsonHalo]

did u hear about the blonde coyote that got stuck in a trap?

in order to attempt to escape, she chewed off three of her paws, but she was still stuck!

[renia58]

I did the shopping for the holidays in a brand, cashier while talking to me, at the end she looked at my full basket and at me and asked: Lady of the East ? (Think of Russia - come to us for purchases)

I got a great eye and laughed ---it was a blonde


Robiłam zakupy na święta w markiecie ,kasjerka chwilę rozmawiała ze mną , na koniec spojrzała na mój koszyk i na mnie i zapytała:Pani z wschodu?(myślała o Rosji ---przyjeżdzają do nas na zakupy)Dostałam wielkich oczu i się roześmiałam---to była blondynka Renata