A Funny Short TRUE Story

[ojibwaysweetie]

I was visiting with my man and his daughters about three weeks ago. We bought each of the girls a medium sized pumpkin, so one afternoon I decided to sit at the kitchen table with the girls and plan our pumpkin faces for carving. In the meantime, Dad went to the bedroom with the paper and stole a few minutes of relaxation. In a few minutes we heard him let out a boisterous fart!..Our youngest girl says.."we heard you, Daddyyy!!"....and Dad replied, "That was not me that was my sphincter muscle". Oldest daughter said "his what muscle???"......The middle daughter says...."he said his STINKER muscle!!!!".......


*LMAO*

[ojibway_jingle]

*L* *L* *L* *L* @ her!

[MarthaFlysWithEagles]

So thats what that noise was...:D

[Awful_Mnom_Woman]

Farting at the casino sorta blends in with all the bells and whistles...lol The duck game really hides it...

[Kakeeya]

Re: A Funny Short TRUE Story

Originally posted by ojibwaysweetie
I was visiting with my man and his daughters about three weeks ago. We bought each of the girls a medium sized pumpkin, so one afternoon I decided to sit at the kitchen table with the girls and plan our pumpkin faces for carving. In the meantime, Dad went to the bedroom with the paper and stole a few minutes of relaxation. In a few minutes we heard him let out a boisterous fart!..Our youngest girl says.."we heard you, Daddyyy!!"....and Dad replied, "That was not me that was my sphincter muscle". Oldest daughter said "his what muscle???"......The middle daughter says...."he said his STINKER muscle!!!!".......


*LMAO*

Geeezzz heard that one way over here! Aye!:D