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  • 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking

    This may have been posted before....but I just had to share....I was ROFLMAO when I read this last nite

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when
    they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
    intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest
    rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
    'Code 3' in Housewares . . . and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay
    away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
    you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick
    your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if
    he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the
    theme from "Mission Impossible."

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
    different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
    "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the
    fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

    And last but not least:

    15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then
    yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here!"
    America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
    Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)

    "MAKE THE MOST OF THE HEMP SEED, SOW IT EVERYWHERE"--GEORGE WASHINGTON

  • #2
    This sounds like fun! Most of the rez goes to Walmart! think I'll try this on a Payday Friday evening...lol

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