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    A Mexican, a White Man and an Indian are all in Saudi
    Arabia. They are all sharing a smuggled crate of
    booze. All of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and
    arrested them.

    The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in
    Saudi Arabia. For the terrible crime of being caught
    consuming booze, they could all be sentenced to death!

    However, by a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National
    Holiday on the day of their sentencing. So, the
    extremely kind Sheikh decided they could all be
    released after receiving just 20 lashes from a whip.

    They were preparing for their punishment when the
    Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday
    today, and she has asked me to allow each of you One
    wish before your whipping."

    The Mexican was in line first; he thought for a while
    and said: "Please! Tie a pillow to my back."

    This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
    before the whip tore through. The Mexican had to be
    carried away bleeding and crying in pain.

    The White Man was up next. After watching the Mexican
    in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to
    my back." This was done, but even two pillows only
    lasted 15 lashes before the whip tore through again.
    The White Man was soon led away bleeding and crying
    also.

    The Indian was up last, but before he could say
    anything, The Sheikh turned to him and said: "I have
    never met an Indian in Saudi Arabia. Your culture is
    one of the finest in the world. For these reasons, you
    may have two wishes!"

    "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness",
    the Indian replied. "In recognition of your kindness,
    my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100
    lashes!"

    "Not only are you an Honorable, Handsome and Powerful
    man, you are also very Brave. If 100 lashes is what
    you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?" the
    Sheikh asked.

    The Indian replied: "Tie the White Man to my back."
    :indian1:
    Foxnationwoman

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    Good Stuff!
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    • #3
      lol dang thats messd up but its funny!!!!
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      • #4

        ~~~ Never look down on anybody unless you're helping them up. ~~~


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        • #5
          That was some funny stufff lol lol lol
          ONEIDA PRIDE

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          • #6
            Ever sick!

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            • #7
              hoka!!!! that was a good one!!! you deserve points for that one.
              sigpic This is how I dance when your standing next to me...

              "Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the Dogs of War..."

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              • #8
                That was a good one!!

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                  • #10
                    Lol thats a good one!!!!
                    Chelsey Rose

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                    • #11
                      hahahahaha! Crazy!




                      THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!
                      There was a black man, a white man, and a native American man, and a
                      Latino man. All four of them were on top of a cliff discussing the
                      difficulties
                      that their people had gone through.

                      The native American said, "my people have suffered the most, and in
                      honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself off this cliff in
                      hopes
                      that my blood will change things"

                      So he yelled out real loud "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE", and jumped off the
                      cliff, the Latino not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the
                      other two
                      and followed suit yelling "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE" and jumped off the
                      cliff as well.

                      The black man was touched by this and decided it was his turn, so he
                      yelled "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE" and pushed the white man off the cliff

                      STOP LAUGHING......
                      Ms. Allison
                      http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...ndid=121366866

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by foxnationwoman View Post
                        A Mexican, a White Man and an Indian are all in Saudi
                        Arabia. They are all sharing a smuggled crate of
                        booze. All of a sudden, Saudi police rush in and
                        arrested them.

                        The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in
                        Saudi Arabia. For the terrible crime of being caught
                        consuming booze, they could all be sentenced to death!

                        However, by a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National
                        Holiday on the day of their sentencing. So, the
                        extremely kind Sheikh decided they could all be
                        released after receiving just 20 lashes from a whip.

                        They were preparing for their punishment when the
                        Sheikh announced: "It's my first wife's birthday
                        today, and she has asked me to allow each of you One
                        wish before your whipping."

                        The Mexican was in line first; he thought for a while
                        and said: "Please! Tie a pillow to my back."

                        This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes
                        before the whip tore through. The Mexican had to be
                        carried away bleeding and crying in pain.

                        The White Man was up next. After watching the Mexican
                        in horror, he said smugly: "Please fix two pillows to
                        my back." This was done, but even two pillows only
                        lasted 15 lashes before the whip tore through again.
                        The White Man was soon led away bleeding and crying
                        also.

                        The Indian was up last, but before he could say
                        anything, The Sheikh turned to him and said: "I have
                        never met an Indian in Saudi Arabia. Your culture is
                        one of the finest in the world. For these reasons, you
                        may have two wishes!"

                        "Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness",
                        the Indian replied. "In recognition of your kindness,
                        my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100
                        lashes!"

                        "Not only are you an Honorable, Handsome and Powerful
                        man, you are also very Brave. If 100 lashes is what
                        you desire, then so be it. And your second wish?" the
                        Sheikh asked.

                        The Indian replied: "Tie the White Man to my back."
                        :indian1:
                        Very good
                        Last edited by GRANDSON OF ZEELA; 01-23-2007, 05:41 PM. Reason: Very good! My wife laughed for 10 minutes!!!

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                        • #13
                          thoes are fun ny (sick) but funny just my kind
                          don't you be wastin' all your money
                          on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





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