Here Come the bride

[MaoriTanga]

Here Come the Bride

There was an Aussie guy who was in a pub with a group of friends. He went to buy a beer when the barman said ``Did you know that you could get a free beer?`` and the Aussie guy says ``Really? How?``

The barman told him ``Tell me how many "D's" there are in 'Here Comes the Bride"``. So the Aussie guy says ``One``. Then he got his free beer.
He went back to his table and told his friends that he got a free beer.

So his Maori friend got up and went to the barman and asked what he had to do to get a free beer. The barman told him, ``Tell me how many "D's`` there are in 'Here Comes the Bride``.

Then the Maori guy said to him " Hang on a minute" and went to the toilet. A few moments later, the Maori came out (with a grin on his face) and said "I know how many "D's" there are" and the barman, who was quite ammused, asked "How many?"

and the Maori goes ``thirty-six`` and the barman asked ``How did you get 36?``. The Maori guy replied ``Easy..... da da-da da, da da-da da...`` (as in 'singing' the tune for the bridal walk)

[Crow_hunny_420]

hahaha Goot One ;)

[Dancin by the bay]

stumped me for a sec. Good one.

[tradish_wiyan]

Goot one!!!!!!!!

[Joshua]

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