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Tha O' NDN Woman and Tha Frog
An old widowed Indian woman was very lonely, so she decided
that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to town she
went to find a pet shop.
Upon entering the pet store she began her search for the
right companion. Nothing seemed to catch her interest. . .
except this one-UgLy--frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and
winked at her! The frog whispered in Indian, "I'm lonely
too! Buy me and you won't be sorry."
The Indian woman figured, what the heck, she hadn't found
anything else. So, she bought the frog and sat him next to her in
her old pickup as she drove away.
Down the road the frog whispered to her again in Indian,
"Kiss me! You won't be sorry." So, the old lady looked
behind her in the mirror and figured what the heck and kissed the
frog.
Immediately the frog turned into a tall, handsome, buff, young
warrior.
Then he kissed her back . . . and do you know what the old lady
TURNED
INTO?
The FIRST MOTEL she could find! aaayyyyy
:Naughty
that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to town she
went to find a pet shop.
Upon entering the pet store she began her search for the
right companion. Nothing seemed to catch her interest. . .
except this one-UgLy--frog.
As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and
winked at her! The frog whispered in Indian, "I'm lonely
too! Buy me and you won't be sorry."
The Indian woman figured, what the heck, she hadn't found
anything else. So, she bought the frog and sat him next to her in
her old pickup as she drove away.
Down the road the frog whispered to her again in Indian,
"Kiss me! You won't be sorry." So, the old lady looked
behind her in the mirror and figured what the heck and kissed the
frog.
Immediately the frog turned into a tall, handsome, buff, young
warrior.
Then he kissed her back . . . and do you know what the old lady
TURNED
INTO?
The FIRST MOTEL she could find! aaayyyyy
:Naughty
j/k i have a man ur my gooshbie ryan lol
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