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    An old widowed Indian woman was very lonely, so she decided

    that she needed a pet to keep her company. So off to town she

    went to find a pet shop.

    Upon entering the pet store she began her search for the

    right companion. Nothing seemed to catch her interest. . .

    except this one-UgLy--frog.

    As she walked by the barrel he was in, he looked up and

    winked at her! The frog whispered in Indian, "I'm lonely

    too! Buy me and you won't be sorry."

    The Indian woman figured, what the heck, she hadn't found

    anything else. So, she bought the frog and sat him next to her in

    her old pickup as she drove away.

    Down the road the frog whispered to her again in Indian,

    "Kiss me! You won't be sorry." So, the old lady looked

    behind her in the mirror and figured what the heck and kissed the

    frog.

    Immediately the frog turned into a tall, handsome, buff, young

    warrior.

    Then he kissed her back . . . and do you know what the old lady

    TURNED


    INTO?






    The FIRST MOTEL she could find! aaayyyyy

    :Naughty
    Foxnationwoman

  • #2
    :Cry: y cant anything like that happen to me ??j/k i have a man ur my gooshbie ryan lol

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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    • #3
      LMAO!!!!!!!!! I thought she was gonna turn into a frog too!!!!:Chatter :Chatter
      yeah, yeah, yeah...

      ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

      If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

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      • #4
        :) Thot I had that one figured out too.

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