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  • Uhhhhhh wow.

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

    On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

    (Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

    (the shoplifter special)?

    On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

    (and that would be how???....)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

    (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

    (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

    (...and you thought????...)

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

    (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

    (and...I'm taking this because???....)

    On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

    (as opposed to...what)?

    On a Japanese food processor: "Not! to be used for the other use." ???????

    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

    (talk about a news flash)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

    (Step 3: maybe, Delta? )

    On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of ! this garment does not enable you to fly."

    (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

    On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

    (Oh my God ....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
    SHAKE IT!!!!

  • #2
    made me laugh out loud. :Chatter
    "I know that you’ve been damaged, your soul has suffered such abuse, but I am not your savior, I am just as screwed as you."


    • #3
      Made me laugh!


      • #4
        ahhh yeah..the humor of reverse Darwinism! De-evolution...where mankind is becoming wait, that's an insult to apes! *sorry PETA *
        It's almost time to start a reverse MENSA society! great post...Singing Otter


        • #5
          made me lol


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