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    Subject: ROSEBUD VASECTOMY


    After having their 11th child, a Rosebud couple
    decided *11* was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
    husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
    didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there
    was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
    it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the vet, was to go
    home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up
    to your ear and count to 10.

    The Rosebudder said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man
    in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
    next to my ear is going to help me."

    "Trust me, " said the veterinarian.

    So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
    can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

    "1"

    "2"

    "3"

    "4"

    "5"

    At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
    and resumed counting on his other hand.
    :rofl2: :taunting:
    "We see it as a desecration not only of a mountain but of our way of life. This is a genocidal issue to us. If they kill this mountain, they kill our way of life." ~Debra White Plume

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    hey la thats funny
    :Chatter

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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      • #4
        That was funny! :D

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