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Subject: ROSEBUD VASECTOMY
After having their 11th child, a Rosebud couple
decided *11* was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there
was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the vet, was to go
home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10.
The Rosebudder said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man
in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, " said the veterinarian.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.
:rofl2: :taunting:
After having their 11th child, a Rosebud couple
decided *11* was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there
was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that
it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the vet, was to go
home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in an empty beer can, then hold the can up
to your ear and count to 10.
The Rosebudder said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man
in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can
next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me, " said the veterinarian.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer
can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.
:rofl2: :taunting:
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