The proctologist

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The proctologist

11-19-2003, 11:15 AM

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

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I'm still part red man deep inside!~
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A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.
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11-19-2003, 11:22 AM

lol, funny
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11-20-2003, 06:49 PM

i fell on the floor and now i cant get up ayye

You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?

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11-20-2003, 07:43 PM

Oh crap!
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