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    Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.
    I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the Stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
    His buddy looks at him and says, Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say,
    "WHO'S HORNY".....?!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep.


    :D

  • #2
    THAT WAS FUNNY AND CUTE

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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    • #3
      I MEAN THAT WAS FUNNY <WERE DID I GET CUTE> <--- LOSING HER MIND

      You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
      You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


      ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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      • #4
        IM SO BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:Cry

        You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
        You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


        ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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        • #5
          Doh!

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          • #6
            :D
            yeah, yeah, yeah...

            ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

            If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

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            • #7
              that really works too! LOL
              Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other.
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              Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH
              DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME

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              • #8
                I mean that really works???
                LOL
                Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other.
                <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
                Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH
                DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME

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