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    One day a farmer was bragging to his neighbor that his dog was so smart he could count.
    The other farmer didn't believe him, so the first farmer ordered his dog to go count the geese in the pond out back. The dog took off, came back, and barked 4 times.

    Both farmers went out back to check if the dog was right, and sure enough there were 4 geese in sight.

    Back at the farm house the neighbor said that the dog was lucky and wanted more proof, so the farmer sent the dog off again.

    This time the dog came back and barked 6 times, and when they went to check, sure enough there were 6 geese.

    But the neighbor was still unsatisfied, and demanded another demonstration, so the first farmer agreed to send the dog out one more time.

    On the dogs return he started humping his masters leg, then picked up a stick and started shaking it.

    "I knew that fool dog couldn't count," said the neighbor triumphantly.

    "Oh, yes he can," said the farmer, "you just can't understand him. He just said there are more f**king geese than you can shake a stick at."
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    ~Though I wear a shirt and tie
    I'm still part red man deep inside!~
    <Paul Revere and the Raiders>

    A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.

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