Sumo

Collapse

Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

u know its time 2 lose weight when

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • u know its time 2 lose weight when

    * U CANT SEE UR MOCCASIN STRINGS ANYMORE
    * YOU "DUCK" DURING THE DUCK AND DIVE & U CANT GET BACK UP
    * U FIND URSELF BRINGING ZIP LOCK BAGS AND A SNACK TO THE POWWOW FEAST
    *U GET IN LINE 2 TIMES AND LIE BY SAYING THIS PLATE IS FOR MY GRANDMA WHOS SITTING IN THE CAR AND U DONT REALIZE SHE JUST WENT THROUGH THE LINE 10 PEOPLE AHEAD OF U
    *U CANT FIT UR CHOKER BECAUSE U NO LONGER HAVE A NECK
    *UR FAMILY HAS TO STOP HALFWAY TO THE POWWOW OR STOMPDANCE TO REPLACE THE SPRINGS ON YOUR CAR
    *THE CAR TILTS DOWNWARD ON THE SIDE U ALWAYS SIT ON
    *THE YOUNGEST KID WITH THE SHORTEST LEGS HAS TO SIT BEHIND YOUR SEAT BECAUSE U HAVE THE SEAT PULLED ALLTHE WAY BACK TO FIT UR BEEFY LEGS IN THE CAR
    *U EAT NDN TACOS LIKE CHIPS
    *U DONT FEEL UR BUG BITES
    *U HAVE TO ROCK A COUPLE OF TIMES TO GET OUT OF UR CHAIR
    *PEOPLE THINK UR A TEEPEE WHEN U WEAR A WHITE T-SHIRT
    *U HAVE TO LIFT UP UR STOMACH TO SHOW OFF UR NEW BEADED BELT BUCKLE
    *U ORDER A COKE AND THE WAITRESS ASKS DIET?
    *U ALMOST PASS OUT IN THE SWEAT LODGE WITH ONLY 1 ROCK
    *U R SCARED THAT UR BELLY BUTTON WILL BECOME UNTIED
    *AT A POWWOW WITH THE CROWD OF 1000 PEOPLE ALL OF THEM ASK U WHICH IS THE BEST FRYBREAD STAND
    *OTHER DANCERS USE U FOR SHADE IN THE GRAND ENTRY LINE
    *U LOSE A 1000$ DANCE CONTEST CAUSE UR EXCESS DIDNT STOP WITH THE DRUM
    *UR BUCKSKIN LOOKS LIKE YOURE STILL SITTING DOWN EVEN IF UR WALKING AROUND
    *U HAVE TO HAVE UR PARADE HORSE BACKED UP NEXT THE CAR SO U CAN CLIMB ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR TO GET ON
    *UR PARADE HOSE IS A "CLYDESDALE"

    You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
    You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


    ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

  • #2
    :)

    Comment


    • #3
      when a lil kid tells you your fat
      you must be fat!LOL
      Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other.
      <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
      Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH
      DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME

      Comment

      Join the online community forum celebrating Native American Culture, Pow Wows, tribes, music, art, and history.

      Loading...

      Trending

      Collapse

      There are no results that meet this criteria.

      Sidebar Ad

      Collapse
      Working...
      X