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u know its time 2 lose weight when
* U CANT SEE UR MOCCASIN STRINGS ANYMORE
* YOU "DUCK" DURING THE DUCK AND DIVE & U CANT GET BACK UP
* U FIND URSELF BRINGING ZIP LOCK BAGS AND A SNACK TO THE POWWOW FEAST
*U GET IN LINE 2 TIMES AND LIE BY SAYING THIS PLATE IS FOR MY GRANDMA WHOS SITTING IN THE CAR AND U DONT REALIZE SHE JUST WENT THROUGH THE LINE 10 PEOPLE AHEAD OF U
*U CANT FIT UR CHOKER BECAUSE U NO LONGER HAVE A NECK
*UR FAMILY HAS TO STOP HALFWAY TO THE POWWOW OR STOMPDANCE TO REPLACE THE SPRINGS ON YOUR CAR
*THE CAR TILTS DOWNWARD ON THE SIDE U ALWAYS SIT ON
*THE YOUNGEST KID WITH THE SHORTEST LEGS HAS TO SIT BEHIND YOUR SEAT BECAUSE U HAVE THE SEAT PULLED ALLTHE WAY BACK TO FIT UR BEEFY LEGS IN THE CAR
*U EAT NDN TACOS LIKE CHIPS
*U DONT FEEL UR BUG BITES
*U HAVE TO ROCK A COUPLE OF TIMES TO GET OUT OF UR CHAIR
*PEOPLE THINK UR A TEEPEE WHEN U WEAR A WHITE T-SHIRT
*U HAVE TO LIFT UP UR STOMACH TO SHOW OFF UR NEW BEADED BELT BUCKLE
*U ORDER A COKE AND THE WAITRESS ASKS DIET?
*U ALMOST PASS OUT IN THE SWEAT LODGE WITH ONLY 1 ROCK
*U R SCARED THAT UR BELLY BUTTON WILL BECOME UNTIED
*AT A POWWOW WITH THE CROWD OF 1000 PEOPLE ALL OF THEM ASK U WHICH IS THE BEST FRYBREAD STAND
*OTHER DANCERS USE U FOR SHADE IN THE GRAND ENTRY LINE
*U LOSE A 1000$ DANCE CONTEST CAUSE UR EXCESS DIDNT STOP WITH THE DRUM
*UR BUCKSKIN LOOKS LIKE YOURE STILL SITTING DOWN EVEN IF UR WALKING AROUND
*U HAVE TO HAVE UR PARADE HORSE BACKED UP NEXT THE CAR SO U CAN CLIMB ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR TO GET ON
*UR PARADE HOSE IS A "CLYDESDALE"
* YOU "DUCK" DURING THE DUCK AND DIVE & U CANT GET BACK UP
* U FIND URSELF BRINGING ZIP LOCK BAGS AND A SNACK TO THE POWWOW FEAST
*U GET IN LINE 2 TIMES AND LIE BY SAYING THIS PLATE IS FOR MY GRANDMA WHOS SITTING IN THE CAR AND U DONT REALIZE SHE JUST WENT THROUGH THE LINE 10 PEOPLE AHEAD OF U
*U CANT FIT UR CHOKER BECAUSE U NO LONGER HAVE A NECK
*UR FAMILY HAS TO STOP HALFWAY TO THE POWWOW OR STOMPDANCE TO REPLACE THE SPRINGS ON YOUR CAR
*THE CAR TILTS DOWNWARD ON THE SIDE U ALWAYS SIT ON
*THE YOUNGEST KID WITH THE SHORTEST LEGS HAS TO SIT BEHIND YOUR SEAT BECAUSE U HAVE THE SEAT PULLED ALLTHE WAY BACK TO FIT UR BEEFY LEGS IN THE CAR
*U EAT NDN TACOS LIKE CHIPS
*U DONT FEEL UR BUG BITES
*U HAVE TO ROCK A COUPLE OF TIMES TO GET OUT OF UR CHAIR
*PEOPLE THINK UR A TEEPEE WHEN U WEAR A WHITE T-SHIRT
*U HAVE TO LIFT UP UR STOMACH TO SHOW OFF UR NEW BEADED BELT BUCKLE
*U ORDER A COKE AND THE WAITRESS ASKS DIET?
*U ALMOST PASS OUT IN THE SWEAT LODGE WITH ONLY 1 ROCK
*U R SCARED THAT UR BELLY BUTTON WILL BECOME UNTIED
*AT A POWWOW WITH THE CROWD OF 1000 PEOPLE ALL OF THEM ASK U WHICH IS THE BEST FRYBREAD STAND
*OTHER DANCERS USE U FOR SHADE IN THE GRAND ENTRY LINE
*U LOSE A 1000$ DANCE CONTEST CAUSE UR EXCESS DIDNT STOP WITH THE DRUM
*UR BUCKSKIN LOOKS LIKE YOURE STILL SITTING DOWN EVEN IF UR WALKING AROUND
*U HAVE TO HAVE UR PARADE HORSE BACKED UP NEXT THE CAR SO U CAN CLIMB ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR TO GET ON
*UR PARADE HOSE IS A "CLYDESDALE"
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