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Heart Attack
A Navajo guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the hogan. He rushes in to find his wife naked on the fold up bed, sweating and panting. "What's go'n on?" he says. "I'm having a sumtin funny in my heart," cries the woman.
He rushes outside to grab his cell phone in his pickup, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Shizhe'e! Shizhe'e'! Uncle Jimmy's hiding in under the sheepskin and he don't got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms into the hogan, past his screaming wife, and rips off the sheep skin. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering under the skin.
"You're a rotten brother," says the husband, "Shaa yah deh! My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!?!?"
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He rushes outside to grab his cell phone in his pickup, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Shizhe'e! Shizhe'e'! Uncle Jimmy's hiding in under the sheepskin and he don't got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms into the hogan, past his screaming wife, and rips off the sheep skin. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering under the skin.
"You're a rotten brother," says the husband, "Shaa yah deh! My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!?!?"
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