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    Pope to Michael Jackson

    The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson.
    If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.
    Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle:

    :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:
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    roll me over and ask me to use the "vati can"

    :D :D
    Listen to my heart, not just my mouth! The most powerfull thing we can do is,,,share,,, if we don't it dies with us.

    It is the year of the bear, I am sharpening my claws and will no longer tollerate harrassment.

    Born in Winnipeg raised in the Pikwakanagan, Deutschland was never home! Army brat that had no choice in a parents duties to home and country. I Too Serve our flag and work for the uniform.
    Stand behind our troops or stand IN FRONT of them.

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    • #3
      Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart? He heard lil boys pants were half off...lol..awful, I know:devil

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      • #4
        one more

        Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?


        A. Michael Jackson's makeup.
        Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle:

        :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

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        • #5
          I'm really laughing hard right now.

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          • #6
            im glad

            dont pee in your pants though leave that to michaels little young friends.
            Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle:

            :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

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            • #7
              There's a report that say's when Jacko goes to prison, he'll have to give up being a carnivore, and become a herbavore.

              He'll go from eating sausage, to consuming tossed salads.

              ayeeeeeeeeeeeee
              Ezaasakwaadek-bkwezhigan ndaa miijin

              ~Though I wear a shirt and tie
              I'm still part red man deep inside!~
              <Paul Revere and the Raiders>

              A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.

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              • #8
                that's how michael teaches them to sing and they always reach the high notes when he pushes in just a bit deeper.......
                Listen to my heart, not just my mouth! The most powerfull thing we can do is,,,share,,, if we don't it dies with us.

                It is the year of the bear, I am sharpening my claws and will no longer tollerate harrassment.

                Born in Winnipeg raised in the Pikwakanagan, Deutschland was never home! Army brat that had no choice in a parents duties to home and country. I Too Serve our flag and work for the uniform.
                Stand behind our troops or stand IN FRONT of them.

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                • #9
                  I'd like to say I hope he gets off......

                  but................


                  Apparently, that's how he got into this situation in the first place...
                  Ezaasakwaadek-bkwezhigan ndaa miijin

                  ~Though I wear a shirt and tie
                  I'm still part red man deep inside!~
                  <Paul Revere and the Raiders>

                  A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.

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                  • #10
                    knock knock

                    Who's There?

                    Little boy blue...

                    Little boy blue who?




                    Michael Jackson!!
                    Friends dont let friends take home ugly Men. :huddle:

                    :indian1: THE DARKER THE FLESH THEN THE DEEPER THE ROOTS :indian1:

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                    • #11
                      hahahahahahahaha
                      yeah, yeah, yeah...

                      ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

                      If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?

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                      • #12
                        Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

                        A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.

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                        Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?

                        A: Michael Jackson's hand!

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                        Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and
                        started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
                        Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
                        The captain replied, "Screw the children!"
                        Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

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                        Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have
                        sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years
                        old.
                        Last edited by superndngyrl; 11-26-2003, 10:08 AM.
                        The only time its too late to start dancing is when you're dead.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by superndngyrl
                          there's not anymore??? these jokes crack me up all day.
                          watch out that is what michael likes a crack up!!! "browny point" after he is finished dipping.................
                          Listen to my heart, not just my mouth! The most powerfull thing we can do is,,,share,,, if we don't it dies with us.

                          It is the year of the bear, I am sharpening my claws and will no longer tollerate harrassment.

                          Born in Winnipeg raised in the Pikwakanagan, Deutschland was never home! Army brat that had no choice in a parents duties to home and country. I Too Serve our flag and work for the uniform.
                          Stand behind our troops or stand IN FRONT of them.

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                          • #14
                            oh fer sick enit!
                            Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other.
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                            Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH
                            DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME

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