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    WOMAN: Do you drink beer?
    MAN: Yes
    woman : How many beers a day?
    MAN: Usually about three
    WOMAN: How much do you pay per beer?
    MAN: $5.00 which includes a tip (this is where it gets scary!)
    WOMAN: And how long have you been drinking?
    MAN: Oh, about 20 years, I suppose
    WOMAN: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. in one year, It would be approximately $5400 correct?
    MAN: Correct
    WOMAN: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
    MAN: Correct
    WOMAN: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
    MAN: Do you drink beer?
    WOMAN: No.
    MAN: Where is your airplane?

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