Michael Jackson Jokes

[KiowaPrincess329]

How many Michael Jackson Jokes do you know? I know these.

How can you tell its 12:00 in NeverLand?
The big hand is on the little hand.

Why did Michael call Boyz II Men?
He thought they were a delivery service.

[NDNQt]

Did you hear Michael Jackson has food poisoning???

He ate a 12-year old weenie!:Chatter

[KiowaPrincess329]

A pilot, George Bush, Micheal Jackson, a librarian, and some kids are on a plane that is about to crash. There are just enough parachutes that one person must die.

The pilot says "Well, I'm the pilot so i have to live," so he jumps out with a parachute.


George Bush says "Well I'm the President and I have to ruin the country so i should live,"


"But what about the kids?" said the librarian.


"Screw the kids" said the President.


"I already did" said Micheal Jackson.

[step_2_da_side]

I've got one I heard today... what did the mother say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "excuse me sir, but you're in my son (sun)!" LOL :D

[Kiwehnzii]

These jokes are sick.

[billyjoejimbob]

KNOCK KNOCK
who's there?
LITTLE BOY BLUE
little boy blue who?

[Dancin by the bay]

These are terrific!

[TRADISHDNCR]

Why was Michael Jackson @ the Mervyn's?? He heard little boy's pants were half off.

What Does Michael Jackson consider a 10?? 2 5 year olds.

I know...SICK:42:

[dancing_spirit**]

Okay I got one; Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?




Ones palstic and is dangerous to little kids and one just carries groceries

[PyawasitBabyGurl]

lol :Chatter that one was funny....

[KoolNDN]

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[ajlumbee]

These are kinda cheesy, but I heard 'em on the radio so I thought what the heck......

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalog!

There was reportedly a new addition to the Wonderland estate for all the children. A new "heavy" petting zoo.

I know the last one is a little sick, but sometimes it's the vulgarities of situations that make you stop and think about things ya know???

[KiowaPrincess329]

Okay, I have a new one!

A little boy went up to his father and asked,
"Dad is god a boy or a girl?"

"Both son, both."

Then the little boy asked "Dad is god black or white?"

"Both son, both."

Ten minutes later the boy came downstairs and asked,

"Dad is Micheal Jackson God?"
:Chatter

[Buzzman3]

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common?

A: Both were caught in a little hole.


-Buzz

[Steve StopsOnTime]

You hear if Michael Jackson molests one more boy they are going to make him a priest??