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    got this in a email this am.....




    Three mice, one from the Sioux Nation, one from the
    Mohawk Nation, and one from the Kiowa Nation are
    sitting at a bar after the funeral of a Coast Salish
    mouse killed by an eighty-year-old lady with a broom,
    trying to impress each other
    about how tough they are.

    The Mohawk mouse throws down a shot of bourbon, slams
    the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the Sioux
    mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on
    my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar
    comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it
    twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make
    off with the cheese."

    The Sioux mouse orders up two shots of tequila,
    drinks them down one after the other, slams both
    glasses onto the bar, turns to the Mohawk mouse and
    replies, "Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as
    much as I can, take it home, grind it up to a
    powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I
    can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

    The Sioux mouse and the Mohawk mouse then turn to
    the Kiowa mouse.

    The Kiowa mouse finishes the beer he has in front of
    him, lets out a long sigh and says to the two, "I
    don't have time for this bullsh*t. Gotta go home
    and have sex with the cat."
    "would u like to lick the frybread greaze off of my lippz??"

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    lmao, funny

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