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    A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. the barber says to her, "Sweetheart, your gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
    She says, "Yes, I know, and Im gonna get boobs too."
    Mens inhumanity to each other is surpassed ONLY by what women do to each other.
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    Quote: "I blame it on my youngnessness..." BTH
    DEATH TO ALL LURKERS!!!! ME

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    Spit my coffee!!!

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      Re: the barbershop

      Originally posted by rkbtmeyb
      A little girl goes to the barbershop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. the barber says to her, "Sweetheart, your gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
      She says, "Yes, I know, and Im gonna get boobs too."
      Stuuuu!
      Hahahaha!! :rofl2:
      If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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        gah le a hermaphradite <sp> :Chatter

        You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
        You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


        ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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