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    Bored Superman

    One day Superman was bored, so he called Aqua man and asked if he wanted to go out on the town.

    Aqua man said he could not go out because there was trouble in Atlantis.

    So, then Superman called Spider Man.

    He also said he could not go out because his web machine was broken.

    Angered that nobody wanted to go out Superman took off flying through the air as fast as he could. In a matter of no time he was flying over an Hawaiian Island and saw Wonder Woman spread eagled naked on the beach.

    Superman got a big smile on his face and decided to fly in for a quickie.

    He figured he would do it so fast she would not even know who screwed her.

    So he flew into her faster than a speeding bullet and bam, bam bam and he was done.

    Wonder woman startled said, "Oh my god, what was that?"

    The Invisible Man replied, "I don't know, but my azz sure hurts!"
    Ezaasakwaadek-bkwezhigan ndaa miijin

    ~Though I wear a shirt and tie
    I'm still part red man deep inside!~
    <Paul Revere and the Raiders>

    A very wise old Chief (Archie Mosay) once said to listen carefully when a White man tells you specifically that he won't do this or that, because more often than not he is telling you EXACTLY what he IS about to do.

  • #2
    HAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!
    yeah, yeah, yeah...

    ...never underestimate the power of stupid people in groups...

    If quizzes are "quizical"...What are tests?


    • #3
      I can't stop laughing man this is so funny. I'm really laughing hard really! This is good!:Chatter


      • #4
        sorry but that joke is soooooo old... like... its not even worth laughing at.


        • #5
          rollin on floor cant get up ayyyye

          You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
          You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?

          ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****


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