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    A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth.

    A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
    "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet"

    He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
    Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and say's, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

    Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?"
    don't you be wastin' all your money
    on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





    Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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    :D

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    • #3
      :D MY EX FATHER INLAS SENT THAT TO ME
      don't you be wastin' all your money
      on syrup and honey because i'm sweet enough





      Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.

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      • #4
        Sick!!

        Hahahahaha!! Good one!! :rofl2:
        If there ain't soccer in heaven ~ I ain't going!!

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          :Chatter :Chatter :Chatter

          You got me lifted shifted higher than a ceiling And ooh wee it's the ultimate feeling
          You got me lifted feeling so gifted Sugar how you get so fly?¿?


          ****Mary had a little lamb but grandma butchered it****

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